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    Helio Castroneves Cries Victorious Tears

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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    05/26/09

    In reply to Helio Castroneves Cries Victorious Tears
    HOWEVER...his name is an anagram of "i love race hotness"...for what it is worth.
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    Image of domino domino
    05/26/09

    @Town of the Big House DLJ: thank you, that is my new motto.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/26/09

    In reply to Helio Castroneves Cries Victorious Tears
    **threadjack**
    Meanwhile, in Italy, Sebastian Loeb didn't win a WRC rally for the 1st time since last October and suffered his first non-podium finish since April 2008. Ford finished 1-2 with Jari-Matti Latvala getting the win, with Mikko Hirvonen coming in 2nd. Petter Solberg, driving a 3 year old Citroen Xsara WRC, finished 3rd after Loeb received a 2 minute penalty when his co-driver, Daniel Elena, removed his safety harness before stopping mid-stage to fix a flat.
    Random cool-assed photo from the 2009 Rally Sardinia

    In Germany, the Manthey Racing Porsche 997 RSR, driven by Marcel Tiemann, Marc Lieb, Timo Bernhard and Romain Dumas, outlasted a pack of Audi R8 GT3's to win the Nurburgring 24 Hours.
    Random Audi hotness from the 'Ring

    We now return you to that guy from Dancing With The Stars.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    05/26/09

    @SCROGGS!!: Thank you! I needed that.
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    Image of Rock517 Rock517
    05/26/09

    @SCROGGS!!: Awesome threadjack, Scroggs, esp that Audi pic.
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    Image of domino domino
    05/26/09

    @SCROGGS!!: that made my afternoon.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/26/09

    @Rock517: Flying cars make every post better. It's a scientific fact.
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    Image of UncleBenny UncleBenny
    05/26/09

    @SCROGGS!!: Should be a QOTD or something, favorite picture of a flying car.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/26/09

    @UncleBenny: I am prepared for such a contingency.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/26/09

    @SCROGGS!!:
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/26/09

    @SCROGGS!!: You should write these stuff for Jalopnik. Just need to brush up on crayon and MS Paint skills.


    "Jalopnik doesn't care about European racing." /Kanye

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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05/26/09

    @SCROGGS!!: Agreed, Agreed. And we didn't even get any F1 coverage. I just finished watching my DVRd race. Stellar action.
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    Image of FThorn FThorn
    05/26/09

    In reply to Helio Castroneves Cries Victorious Tears
    what is spanish for Puss-boy? :)
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    05/26/09

    @FThorn: chico del gato?
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    05/26/09

    @FThorn: Helio speaks portuguese.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    05/26/09

    @FThorn: And spanish for puss-boy is "maricón", depending on which country you're in.
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    Image of muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper
    05/26/09

    @FThorn:


    try ´chorão menino´ (literally wimp boy)


    but i think crying is more common down here:


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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/26/09

    @muhnkee_2 - jaloping from sunny sao paulo: what are those long-haired hippie dudes crying about?
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/26/09

    In reply to Helio Castroneves Cries Victorious Tears
    That's right, folks, the winner was left in tears after winning lotsamoney for going around a circle 500 times.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    05/26/09

    @Mobius_1: 500 laps Indy 500 (mile) race


    I think it's 200 laps, but I'm not positive and I'm not really in a mood to look it up.

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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    05/26/09

    @acarr260: Let's just say it's enough to make you dizzy, whether you're driving or watching.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    05/26/09

    @Alfisted: I'm from and live in Indiana and I can't watch the whole race. I can listen to it in the background, but I tend to fall asleep while watching it unless I'm drinking.
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    05/26/09

    @acarr260: Vroooooooooooooom * 200
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    05/26/09

    In reply to Helio Castroneves Cries Victorious Tears
    Remember when men used to race in Indy? It's like The View 500 over there.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    05/26/09

    In reply to Helio Castroneves Cries Victorious Tears
    He's crying because he realized he'll actually have to pay taxes on his winnings from now on.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    05/26/09

    @FlakJack: H/T to @Alfisted for going there first...
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    05/26/09

    In reply to Helio Castroneves Cries Victorious Tears
    I'm looking forward to future posts bearing the tag, "Helio Castroneves Cries". In fact, it could be a new series, "Things that Make Helio Cry".
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    Image of Forgetful - GT Junkie Forgetful - GT Junkie
    05/26/09

    @combat chuck: Well, he was stoic throughout the controversies surrounding his personal life, but win one little race, and he's a bucket of sobs. That should gives a good idea where to start. Pictures of puppies should have him weeping in seconds.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05/26/09

    @combat chuck: Things that make Helio Castroneves Cry: Right turns? Dancing? Paying taxes?
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    05/26/09

    @Forgetful: I would add daytime TV talk show stories about disadvantaged children who overcome adversity and go on to lead successful lives.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    05/26/09

    @combat chuck: The realization that the IRL will never be better than a distant second in open wheel racing?
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/26/09

    @Alfisted: Now, now, there's still a chance F1 will implode over the budget cap issue.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/26/09

    In reply to Helio Castroneves Cries Victorious Tears
    with that wreath and those teeth i thought you guys pulled a photo from the kentucky derby.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    05/26/09

    In reply to Helio Castroneves Cries Victorious Tears
    Great, now we have to put up with all this Heliocentric crap for the next few weeks. It's like Ptolemy all over again.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    05/26/09

    @Ash78: Somebody paid attention in Humanities 101
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