If I were an annoying New York doorman or the guy at the bodega who tries to make lames jokes all the time, I'd ask, "Is it hot enough out there for you?" But I won't do that. I'll just show you pictures of the street melting into a giant sink hole.
With temperatures edging into the triples across the sunshiny golden state, the Governator has declared a heat emergency.
Mr. Freeze Schwarzenegger has ordered cooling centers for overheated citizens open in ten California counties. And even though Al Gore's kid is likely blasting the AC while traveling down…