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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse

    Too bad it's not lime green #hearse
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    Image of pres pres
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    But will it drift? #hearse
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    pres was starred pres was unstarred
    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    I know that T-Pain has got you now
    60 speakers blaring "Bartender"
    Rollin down a congested Atlanta highway
    Gettin to the dentist on time.

    Donk may you run.
    Donk may you run.
    Although those mods are overdone
    With your chrome dubs blinding in the sun
    Donk may you run. #hearse
     Reply
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    I would be scared to drive it. I couldn't hear the Zombie corpse in the back as it attacks my brain. #hearse
     Reply
    FrankGrimes was starred FrankGrimes was unstarred
    Image of moshy moshy
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    rappers make such poor decisions. #hearse
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    High Speed Indeed promoted this comment moshy was starred moshy was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    I drive a boat! #hearse
     Reply
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    Unfortunatley, this is my second-favorite post-1970's Cadillac, the euro-headlight downsized monster which debuted in 1977. Therefore, viewing this is almost painful.

    I can almost live with the retarded wheel choice, but the color combo...not so much.

    Seeing how the owner is dressed explains a great deal, however. #hearse
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse

    I think this 1941 Cadillac hearse is absolutely wonderful! #hearse
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    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    10/23/09


    @skaycog: That is a nice looking hearse, but it lacks the menace of a '59 Flxible. #hearse
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/23/09

    @smalleyxb122: Your photo looks like a hearse convention. #hearse
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    10/23/09

    @skaycog: It's a photo taken without permission from the Northland professional car society website (note the Northland PCS tag), so it is actually a hearse convention. Well, hearses and ambulances. #hearse
     Reply
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/23/09

    @smalleyxb122: They got you coming and going. #hearse
     Reply
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    Whata ugly boat. #hearse
     Reply
    lilwillie was starred lilwillie was unstarred
    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    I got a Hearse!
    I got a Hearse!
    Take a long hard look cause i'm on a f***in hearse! #hearse
     Reply
    Franzouse was starred Franzouse was unstarred
    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    10/23/09

    @Franzouse: I'm in a hearse and...
    I'm goin fast and... I've got a 80's themed day glo shirt on #hearse
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    Franzouse promoted this comment VeeArrrSix was starred VeeArrrSix was unstarred
    Image of klaud klaud
    10/23/09

    @VeeArrrSix: ...F**k life, I'm dead mother f**cker,
    F**k black, my tux is orange, mother f**ker,
    I'm in a f**king coffin by myself, mother f**ker,
    This hearse has a police escort, mother f**ker,

    Hey ma, if you could see me know,
    Arms folded down on my chest some how,
    Gonna ride this bitch into the ground somehow,
    Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible [sorry, I like that line]

    Yeah, never thought I'd be in a car,
    Okay, the orange takes it a little too far,
    Grim Reaper!
    Look at me, oh!

    Never thought I'd see the day,
    When a hearse could look so gay,
    Believe me when I say,
    I'm starting to decay!
     Reply
    GreenN_Gold promoted this comment Edited by klaud at 10/23/09 3:43 PM klaud was starred klaud was unstarred
    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    The hearse of Pain is in effect, y'all
    I said the hearse of Pain is in effect
    The hearse of Pain is in effect, y'all
    And anyone who has taste is gonna retch #hearse
     Reply
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    Hearse of Pain
    Donk, Bubble, or Pine Box
    Statutory Reap
    Thundertaker (is it safe to assume there are like a dozen 18" subs in this thing?)

    Or they could do the whole thing up in corporate livery, as the donk guys are prone to do. McDonalds would probably work. That stuff'll kill you. #hearse
     Reply
    Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master was starred Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master was unstarred
    Image of oddseth oddseth
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    Wow, that hearse looks almost as terrible as T-Pain's music sounds... #hearse
     Reply
    Ben Wojdyla promoted this comment oddseth was starred oddseth was unstarred
    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    10/23/09

    @oddseth: At least it's something interesting rather than another blinged out generic expensive luxury car. #hearse
     Reply
    Ben Wojdyla was starred Ben Wojdyla was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    Looks like the Caddy hasn't given up its day job. #hearse
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    10/23/09

    In reply to T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
    At least chop it or something. #hearse
     Reply
    High Speed Indeed was starred High Speed Indeed was unstarred
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