Yes, This Is A Harley-Davidson Hearse

You know what the worst part about dying is? Other than loss of consciousness, sensory input, contact with loved ones, any joy, pleasure or feeling whatsoever, and the yawning abyss of the greatest unknown looming ahead of you? The hearses. That's the worst part. Those stupid, boring, slow, quiet hearses. They suck.… » 3/22/12 4:30pm 3/22/12 4:30pm

Hearse Vanity License Plate Says Your Time Is Up

This shot by reddit user anthonymccue reminds you that if you gaze long enough at a hearse, the hearse gazes back. And then it tells you — "UR NEXT." » 2/20/12 12:30pm 2/20/12 12:30pm

For $2,300, this custom Escort lowrider hearse lets you go in style

Meinhardt Raabe, who died last year at age 94, played the Munchkinland coroner, and certified that the Wicked Witch was ‘really dead.' It's not inconceivable to imagine the flamboyantly dressed character buying today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom Escort wagon to cart away the witch pancake, but is it priced so… » 5/02/11 8:00am 5/02/11 8:00am

Dale Earnhardt hearse hits eBay for $1.5 million

Last month we told you about the North Carolina man who, on a whim, sold the hearse used for Dale Earnhardt's funeral over Craigslist for $8,800. The new owner has it on eBay for a slight markup: $1.5 million. » 3/07/11 3:30pm 3/07/11 3:30pm

Man regrets selling hearse that carried Dale Earnhardt Sr.

During Sunday's Daytona 500, an ad appeared on Craigslist to sell the Lincoln hearse that carried NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt Sr. body during his funeral for $8,800. It sold. Now, the seller tells us exclusively he now regrets it. » 2/21/11 2:00pm 2/21/11 2:00pm

Lincoln MKT Hearse: The Full Story

With Ford looking to fill the void left by the Lincoln Town Car in the livery and limousine market, Ford's hoping the Lincoln MKT crossover can do it. Even for hearses. Here's the full story on who made this one. » 12/06/10 4:30pm 12/06/10 4:30pm

The Amazing Vintage Funeral Cars Of Argentina

Fernando Aguerre discovered these fantastically carved, wooden-bodied, vintage Cadillac funeral cars while exploring an antique barn in Argentina. » 6/25/10 3:00pm 6/25/10 3:00pm

The Custom Hearses Of The Polish President’s Funeral

Polish President Lech Kaczynski and 95 others were killed in a plane crash on April 10th. Yesterday, over 100,000 mourners turned out for his funeral in Krakow where a Maserati Quattroporte and Hummer H1 served as hearses. » 4/19/10 2:30pm 4/19/10 2:30pm

This Has To Be Fake: Hearse Towed During Funeral

This is purportedly a real image, but it's just too ridiculous to believe. Come on, a hearse being hoisted onto a flatbed for illegal parking as the funeral procession emerges from the church? If it's real, we'll feel bad. » 2/03/10 4:00pm 2/03/10 4:00pm

Japanese Hearses Are Quite Fascinating

Japanese hearses aren't all mobile Buddhist temples. Some are fairly modest affairs, but these gilded shrine-on-wheels below take the religious to their final resting places in serious style. » 1/20/10 2:30pm 1/20/10 2:30pm

Mad_Science Brings Us A Los Angeles DOTS-O-Rama!

Über Bird team captain and PCH Poster Child Mad_Science has vast quantities of photographs of old and interesting street-parked SoCal machinery for us. » 12/06/09 10:00am 12/06/09 10:00am

T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse

Hip-hop singer T-Pain has auto-tuned his way into our hearts with a custom Caddy cadaver carrier. His hearse is fitted with chrome rims, fiberglass coffin holding speakers and TVs, and is candy-coated in bright orange with blue vinyl top. [CelebrityCarz] » 10/23/09 2:30pm 10/23/09 2:30pm

Will It Drift? Mercedes E-Class Hearse

Steve Sutcliffe, Autocar UK's road-test editor, a connoisseur of slideways dorifto action, attempts to quell his morbid curiosity of whether a Mercedes E-Class Hearse can deliver the recently deceased in tire-murdering style. » 6/09/09 3:20pm 6/09/09 3:20pm

Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months

Planning to die in Gadsen, Alabama? Better make sure your finances are in order or you might end up abandoned in the back of a hearse until the police respond to an odor complaint. » 2/26/09 5:30pm 2/26/09 5:30pm

Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse

We were out and about cruising the snowy streets of Detroit, taking advantage of the return of sub-two dollar gas, and what to our wondering eyes should appear, but a stretched Jaguar XJ8 hearse.

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PCH, Ticket To The Afterlife Edition: WRX-Powered Beetle or Granada…

Welcome to Project Car Hell » 10/30/08 5:20pm 10/30/08 5:20pm, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Not very surprisingly, the last time, so it seems only right to give another Beetle a shot at PCH glory. Since we're coming up on Halloween, let's have a couple of scary cars; scary for…

Going Out In Style: Malaise Packard Hearse

Leaving the 2008 Orphan Car Show last weekend, we assumed we had already seen all the cars there were to see. But then, just as we walked out through the front gate, we saw this. Our first thought? Stutz hearse! Err, no, wait a second...
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