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    "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    There's a giant patch of wood filler there. Must've been in an accident at some point.
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    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    Huh, I would've given him a couple hundred for the firewood, the wheels, and the drivetrain.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    Must be Marine grade plywood. Ooh-rah!
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    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    Someone finally figured out how to get a 4x8 sheet of plywood home in (on) a Hummer.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    This reminds me of a song, appropriately by the band "STYX".


    Too much time on my hands,

    The lumberyard questioned my sanity

    I've got too much time on my hands,

    It's hard to believe I've made such a calamity

    I've got too much time on my hands

    Lock me up and throw away the key

    Too much time on my hands,

    Too much time on my hands,

    Too much time on my hands.

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    Image of layabout layabout
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    The last time i saw something that wooden was Keanu Reeves acting.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    Spy photos show Morgan is developing an SUV.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/30/09

    @smalleyxb122: Yes.
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    thanks google ads and tag line wooden hummer
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    Lest we forget: A poorly executed hummer is better than no hummer at all.
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    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    The real news is that there are 22 bids on it, by 10 unique ebay users. That means there are 10 people that at least sort of want this thing. Though, in fairness, the guy with the $99 bid might just be looking for some firewood.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    I dub thee Pinocchio. Let us hope you never become a real Hummer.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    Norm Abrams was seen boarding a plane in Boston, muttering something about flying to Ohio to smack some guy upside the head with a router. More on this story as it develops.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    06/30/09

    @smalleyxb122: "Before we use any power tools, let's take a moment to talk about shop safety. Be sure to read, understand, and follow all the safety rules that come with your power tools. Knowing how to use your power tools properly will greatly reduce the risk of personal injury. And remember this: there is no more important safety rule than to wear these - safety glasses."
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    Image of jdoubleh jdoubleh
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    I was hoping the Happy Jack mention wasn't another Sandy Wong reference because in this case splinters might be involved.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    06/30/09

    @jdoubleh is 'bout to get quadrazontal: And everybody knows that two Wongs don't make it right...
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    Image of Unregular Unregular
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    always hated that commercial.
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    06/30/09

    @Unregular: funny. i kinda liked that commercial. i guess i'm remembering from my childhood days the wooden Citroen 2cv I made. the no steerable front wheels was a mistake on my part.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/30/09

    @Unregular: The kid was a cheating little bastard. No sanctioning body would give him the win with such blatant short cuts.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/30/09

    In reply to "Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
    I'd have a serious woody if I bought that.
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