In the brief history of the asshat meme, one Teutonic player who might be a prime suspect for gluteal haberdashery has yet to appear. This Porsche 996 driver steps up to fill the gap. (Hat tip to William!)
Janice Eberle of Lynnfield, Massachusetts is suing the city of Danvers for ticketing her Mercedes ML320 after she'd parked in a handicapped spot. Though not handicapped, she claims the $300 ticket's unjustified because it was raining and her arm hurt.