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    AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday

    Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: $57,500 For A 20,000-Mile 1987 AMG Hammer?

    Please, No MC Hammer Jokes: 1988 AMG 300TE Wagon!

    Ready For The Hammer Party?

    The AMG Hammer: They Put it in the Mix
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    And excuse for a Hammer post is a good excuse in my books. I really need to get me one of these one day. Trust me, they'll still be around. Old Mercs don't die, they just get really expensive to maintain.
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    Image of r0ver r0ver
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    Well,this is pretty much my dream car.More performance than a Testarossa,or Countach or almost anything else,and the stealth disguise of a 124 estate,so that you can use that performance without being a cop magnet.It's the' look at me 'factor that is the reason that late model red sports cars have tuned into amusing ,but rather sad, mobile chicanes.with their owners scared to use any of their performance for fear of getting a ticket.With this car you can actually travel quickly because it doesn't look like you can.
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    08/05/09

    @r0ver: 'zactly, same reason I'm a big fan of the B-body 94-96 LT1 Impala/Caprice. All kinds of practical, all kinds of fast. Just the thing you want to drive cross-country in, way over the limit, in stealth mode.
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    Image of r0ver r0ver
    08/06/09

    @tenbeers: Not that we condone speeding,it's just that,ya know ,ya can creep up a little over the limit inadvertently.By a bit.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    So...the 124 chassis holds a 6L V-8 no problem...

    Should the 3.2 I6 in my '95 125 keel over, I see a shopping trip for an LS5 or LS7...followed closely by supercharger shopping...and a very large life insurance policy.
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 08/05/09 9:28 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of ƒß✓ ƒß✓
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    That's... the single coolest German car I've ever seen.
    How strange... my nether region seem to be getting all tingly... is this normal?
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    08/05/09

    @FBJ: This will get you weird, rejecting stares anywhere.
    Except on Jalopnik. Rest easy, pal.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/06/09

    @Mobius mourns his fallen comrades: Of course only some of us like 'em hefty.
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    08/06/09

    @Mobius mourns his fallen comrades: Of course only some of us like 'em hefty.
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    Image of Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    I've always wanted an AMG Hammer if only so I could rightfully use a license plate reading "HMRTIME".
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    Awesome but far too collectible to drive, I'd rather roll my own with a straight w124 wagon and a nice juicy LS3. Be cheaper and faster too.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    You know what a wagon is? It's a car, with a cargo box built onto the back. And this wagon is a Hammer. You should be able to see where this is going.
    That makes this a Box of Hammer. While that should automatically drop into the Things That Are Dumb pigeonhole, I can't - quite - pull - the trigger! Because, let's be real. I'm a practical guy. I like no-bullshit cars that carry my gear. Style is not something I worry about, power is generally optional.
    But O Sweet Fancy Moses would I like to bring the groceries home in this baby just once. The ice cream would have no chance to melt at all.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    bring a trailer .com has this posted near on every month.
    little beasts of joy they are
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    Image of carlivar carlivar
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    The "asking price" is not $25000. It is some unknown amount greater than $25000.
    Reserve not met.
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    Al Navarro promoted this comment carlivar was starred carlivar was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    Somebody's Pee Wee soccer team's gong to have it good.
    Otherwise it'll turn into some dealership's parts getter.
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    Image of pejer pejer
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    I thought it was MC Hammer's wagon at first lol. I do love the car. It'd make a cool Ute (El Camino) conversion.
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    Elhigh promoted this comment Edited by pejer at 08/05/09 4:40 PM pejer was starred pejer was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/05/09

    @pejer: That's "M-B Hammer." One step cooler, and a whole lot less irrelevant.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    This one's tricky.
    It's undeniably awesome, but looks like every other crappily body-kitted late 80s Mercedes I see in the low-rent sections of LA.
    Possibly the ultimate test of not caring what other people think of your awesome car.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    08/05/09

    @Mad_Science: Nothing a couple of silver, late model Carlsson wheels (or replicas) can't solve, IMO.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/05/09


    @Mad_Science: In judging awesomeness I use this handy graph.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/05/09


    @mr_dude: Ahem...
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    Image of flyingstitch flyingstitch
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    I hear Paul Hogan in my head saying, "That not a wagon. THIS is a wagon."
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    This shit is effing hyped!
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    08/05/09

    @Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys: Due to the large white block in your comment, I'm assuming it's a YouTube video. Mind if you give me a short written description?
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    Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys promoted this comment maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    08/05/09

    @maximum-sienna: There is no description that can explain the hype that is MC Hammer.
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    08/05/09

    In reply to AMG Hammer Wagon WIll Get Your Kids To School Yesterday
    I can't open it at work, as YouTube is blocked, but I hope it's funny. Peanut Butter and Jelly time!
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    Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys promoted this comment maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    08/05/09

    @maximum-sienna: Ahaha, home, and unrestricted internet access. Even better than I had hoped.
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