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    Image of Alexander Card Alexander Card
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hamann Ferrari California Not Terribly Obnoxious
    Obviously jalopnik has gotten so desperate for content that it's willing to lie. This is worse than any ferrari mod I've ever seen that didn't involve a fiero that has been set on fire.
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    Deartháir II: The Return promoted this comment Alexander Card was starred Alexander Card was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/17/09

    @Alexander Card: Really? Are we looking at the same car? Because, while it's still ugly as sin, I still think it's a whole heaping hell of a lot prettier than that ugly beast it was based on. I mean, there's only so much Hamann can do, other than sending the car through a shredder.
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    Image of Project_J187 Project_J187
    09/18/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: I agree with you. I like the way this Hamann car looks but cannot stand the original Ferrari.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hamann Ferrari California Not Terribly Obnoxious
    Amazing how taking off the obnoxious guido-tastic Ferrari chrome badge on the front makes the front end look so much lighter.

    I'd paint all those add-on bits body-color, however. A tuned Ferrari with black mirrors and handles? Our rental Aveo even had those painted to match!
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    Image of Buickboy92 Buickboy92
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hamann Ferrari California Not Terribly Obnoxious
    Hey! they actually made it look better.
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    Bumblebee promoted this comment Buickboy92 was starred Buickboy92 was unstarred
    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    09/17/09

    @Buickboy92: You say it like it's an achievement.

    "Hey, water puts out fire!"
     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hamann Ferrari California Not Terribly Obnoxious
    Wow this car will spin out of control faster than a Jalopnik post with a political rant.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hamann Ferrari California Not Terribly Obnoxious
    Personally, I think it's a dramatic improvement on the California.

    But then, a violent accident would also be a dramatic improvement.
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    Image of RandomGuyWithaMazda RandomGuyWithaMazda
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hamann Ferrari California Not Terribly Obnoxious
    so... its got a different set of wheels on each side?
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    Deartháir II: The Return promoted this comment RandomGuyWithaMazda was starred RandomGuyWithaMazda was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/17/09

    @RandomGuyWithaMazda: Wow, you actually clicked through the gallery? I didn't realize anyone actually did that.

    Good eye, though, I sure hadn't noticed!
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    09/17/09

    @RandomGuyWithaMazda: It does kind of seem like "Malibu Stacy's got a new hat!" doesn't it?
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    Image of RandomGuyWithaMazda RandomGuyWithaMazda
    09/17/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: yea, I feel pretty bad for clicking through the whole gallery, however I am at work, got plenty of time to waste... er use efficiently.
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hamann Ferrari California Not Terribly Obnoxious
    Nope, it's still pretty obnoxious. What? It wasn't pretty before? It wasn't already fast enough?

    /guess not.
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    Image of JeepyJayhawk JeepyJayhawk
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hamann Ferrari California Not Terribly Obnoxious
    There's something wrong with applying a healthy dose of tuner to an exotic. Just seems unnecessary.
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    dwegmull promoted this comment JeepyJayhawk was starred JeepyJayhawk was unstarred
    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    09/17/09

    @JeepyJayhawk: Agreed. Was Ferrari cutting that many corners to merit an overhaul? Hecks no. Unfortunately, "replacing stuff with carbon fiber for lightness" and "adding a bodykit for heaviness" may never end. At least they leave the drivetrain alone.
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    eggwich del fiero was starred eggwich del fiero was unstarred
    Image of Godzilla, Now sans warranty-voiding launch control! Godzilla, Now sans warranty-voiding launch control!
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hamann Ferrari California Not Terribly Obnoxious
    Obnoxious, no. Completely unnecessary, yes.
     Reply
    dwegmull promoted this comment Godzilla, Now sans warranty-voiding launch control! was starred Godzilla, Now sans warranty-voiding launch control! was unstarred
    Image of GeeHalen GeeHalen
    09/17/09

    In reply to Hamann Ferrari California Not Terribly Obnoxious
    Is it just me finding this a blasphemy? Like the Carbon-bodied Aston in Frankfurt.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO: Tuning In The Bad Taste
    Chechen rebel, your car is ready.
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    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann Lamborghini Gallardo Victory: Awesome Like a Super Car, Radical Like A Jet
    See, the problem is that they sold so many Gallardos that approximately 4 times as many needed to burn to match the attrition of Enzos and Murcs. Didn't happen. Now there's a glut of used Gallardos with shockingly decent reliability (excepting spontaneous combustion), ripe for pimping.

    Still, a remarkably honest tribute to Lambo zaniness.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO: Tuning In The Bad Taste
    So this is the Zoo Tycoon, right?
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    Image of Canuck Chinaman Canuck Chinaman
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann Lamborghini Gallardo Victory: Awesome Like a Super Car, Radical Like A Jet

    "No Step' on the wing?
    What kind of cheap material is Hamann using?
    Even Dodge can do better
     Reply
    engineerd promoted this comment Canuck Chinaman was starred Canuck Chinaman was unstarred
    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    09/15/09

    In reply to Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO: Tuning In The Bad Taste

    Dare to be Different
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