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    Image of cgates1 cgates1
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    It's worth reminding everyone that "DUI" doesn't mean drunk. It's a legal definition that is not directly correlated with impairment for any particular individual, and is a definition largely based on the activities of a specific, and fairly narrow, subset of zero-tolerance pressure groups. Further, at 10:45 p.m. I'm not certain how impaired this guy might actually have been. That's pretty early, at least in these parts.

    That being said, arresting this man on the simple grounds of aesthetic offense would strike me as supremely defensible. A night in jail might go far towards improving his sense of style. #stupidcriminals
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Wrong way on a 1-way, under age, DUI, multiple fake ID's, open containers in car.....but the only surprising part of the whole story?

    "Released to his girlfriend" #stupidcriminals
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/04/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Yeah; wonder what her costume was? I'd pay at least a dollar to find out. #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09


    @Novaload: Perhaps? #stupidcriminals
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/04/09

    @GreenN_Gold: Bottoms up! #stupidcriminals
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Neck lanyard for key chain? Nice.
    Livestrong bracelet? Mmmm kay.
    Having to take a Breathalyzer while dressed as a Breathalyzer? Oh the sweet irony... #stupidcriminals
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    I especially like the fact that the PD was going along with the Halloween spirit by lighting him up in a creepy fashion from the side/bottom. #stupidcriminals
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Any bets on which fraternity was holding the party?

    In any case, looks like he was trying to find a clever way to get out of the Elephant Walk. Good luck with that. #stupidcriminals
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/04/09

    @Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master: Ahh! The famous walk. Right up there with the walk of shame. #stupidcriminals
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    After he was pulled over his first words were. "This sucks." #stupidcriminals
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Is that a "Livestrong" bracelet?

    I didn't realize people were still wearing those. #stupidcriminals
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    Image of oddseth oddseth
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Question of the day: Is this an example of poetic justice or irony in its purest form? #stupidcriminals
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Well, blow me down. Too bad the design of the costume didn't allow for self-testing. Fella could have saved himself a lot of trouble. #stupidcriminals
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    He is about to become the first breathalyzer available in rectal form. #stupidcriminals
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Somebody should explain to him that "blow" doesn't mean what he thinks it does. #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    @Novaload: I think it is more important to explain this to his future cellmates!! #stupidcriminals
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Let's hope he has yet to reproduce.

    Although, by looking at him, I'd say the family tree is a bamboo shoot, so sis probably has one on the way....
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    Yo Dawg, we heard you liked getting pounded in the *ss in a holding cell on Halloween, so... #stupidcriminals
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    11/04/09

    In reply to Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
    LiverStrong! #stupidcriminals
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    11/04/09

    @Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master: Hehe, good eye. #stupidcriminals
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    Image of Amber Jonson Amber Jonson
    10/27/09

    In reply to Make Your Own Animatronic Screaming Skull Brake Lights With Junkyard Parts!
    That's too cool... I want one. Are you taking order?? ;-) #halloween
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    10/27/09

    @Amber Jonson: Everything is for sale! #halloween
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