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All Eyes on Tupac Shakur's 1996 Hummer, Now for Sale on eBay

Apparently the '96 Hummer H1 owned at one time by rapper Tupac Shakur is now up for auction on eBay for the bargain basement price of just $200,000. No, seriously — two hundred large. And why wouldn't you want to spend 200 Grover Clevelands (or more!) on a used black Hummer that wasn't even the vehicle 2Pac was… »12/26/07 9:45am12/26/07 9:45am

(Uncle) Sammy Hummer Weekend: Anti-Hummer, and Therefore Anti-American, Commie Bull


Got a Big Johnson T-shirt
Got a little baby, teeny nutsack
Got a jacked up Chevy Tahoe
Sitting in the parking lot of American Interstates
Gonna drink some Buds
Smoke some Reds
Eat Big Macs
And drive... drive about 55 mph
Uncle Sammy Hummer Weekend, yeah!
It's a Sammy Hummer Weekend baby**

»4/21/07 9:00am4/21/07 9:00am

**Sung to the righteous…

(Uncle) Sammy Hummer Weekend: A Wolf in Wolf's Clothing

Got a Big Johnson T-shirt
Got a little baby, teeny nutsack
Got a jacked up Chevy Tahoe
Sitting in the parking lot of American Interstates
Gonna drink some beer
Smoke some reds
Eat Big Macs
And drive... drive about 55 mph
Uncle Sammy Hummer Weekend, yeah!
It's a Sammy Hummer Weekend baby**

»4/20/07 5:00pm4/20/07 5:00pm

**Sung to the righteous…