This Is What Happens When Wrapping Your Hummer Goes Wrong

Wrapping your car is supposed to be an affordable alternative to the time consuming and often expensive process of repainting your car. Whenever you get sick of the wrap you can have it removed and your car will return to its pre-wrap appearance—at least that is the idea. » 5/06/12 4:00pm 5/06/12 4:00pm

Hummer Not Dead Yet, GM Considering Other Offers

Hold the phones! Two previous suitors for Hummer have stepped up in the wake of China's failure to secure a deal and, of course, us running our fucking Hummer eulogy. Talk about back-room Saab-like B.S. [WSJ.com] » 2/25/10 1:00pm 2/25/10 1:00pm

The Five Best Custom Green Cars

The greenies over at design blog Inhabitat have picked out their their favorite "pimped-out" eco rides. Among them a VW Bug, Chevy S-10, a '65 Impala supersport and a stretched Hummer H1 limo. How unexpected. » 10/20/09 1:00pm 10/20/09 1:00pm

Man Hand-Building Hummer H1 From Ford Scraps

A madman Ford nut is hand-building an incredible Hummer H1 replica on the bones of a junker Ford F-150. The full scope of this fabrication fest can only be appreciated in the huge gallery below. » 5/28/09 12:00pm 5/28/09 12:00pm

Xiao Long Auto 2060L Gives China Another Hummer

The never ending copy/paste job that is the Chinese auto industry continues today with the emergence of the Xiao Long Auto 2060L; an intriguing and legal-only-in-China take on the Hummer H1. » 2/17/09 4:00pm 2/17/09 4:00pm

Report: GM Caught Not Soliciting Hummer Offers

A new report in the Detroit News » 8/21/08 10:20am 8/21/08 10:20am states that, while the automaker has received a number of inquiries about the brand, General Motors has neither solicited offers for Hummer nor engaged in discussions with potential buyers. GM is trying to downplay of interest in Hummer by Russian businessman (now by Deripaska), and…

GM In Talks To Buy Out Hummer Dealerships

Automotive News reports that General Motors is bribing incentivizing moribund Hummer dealers by prepaying them second- and third-quarter bonuses based upon 2007 sales. The company is also reportedly talking to many dealer principals behind-the-scenes about buyout options, attempting to smooth the transition to a brand… » 7/28/08 10:20am 7/28/08 10:20am

Humvee-Based Coggiola T-REX Makes Escalades Tremble

Tired of all those Escalade, Cayenne, and H2 drivers looking down on you from their suburban luxo-ute towers? Well, we've just the vehicle for you to one-up them with. This Hummer H1-based monstrosity is called the Coggiola T-REX. Standing over 7-feet tall and nearly 18-feet long, it is absolutely massive. And what's… » 4/24/08 11:20am 4/24/08 11:20am

Will The Lobini H1 Ever Make It To The US?

It's been a while since we mentioned the Brazilian-made Lobini H1, especially since a fluctuation in currency has meant that it's not as economically viable to export the car to the US. Since we last spoke of this car it has received a slight redesign and, unlike the new Interlagos, the H1 is a car that's in… » 1/30/08 12:15pm 1/30/08 12:15pm

All Eyes on Tupac Shakur's 1996 Hummer, Now for Sale on eBay

Apparently the '96 Hummer H1 owned at one time by rapper Tupac Shakur is now up for auction on eBay for the bargain basement price of just $200,000. No, seriously — two hundred large. And why wouldn't you want to spend 200 Grover Clevelands (or more!) on a used black Hummer that wasn't even the vehicle 2Pac was… » 12/26/07 9:45am 12/26/07 9:45am

Rambo's Lambo: The Lamborghini LM002

We've got enough hopped-up supercars and luxury coupes in the Fantasy Garage, yeah? There's the Veyron, the world's fastest production car in a straight line and the Group B Audi quattro S1, one of the world's fastest around a gravel corner. You can't get more sinister than the Daimler Drophead Coupe and Buick GNX,… » 7/17/07 12:00pm 7/17/07 12:00pm

(Uncle) Sammy Hummer Weekend: Anti-Hummer, and Therefore…


Got a Big Johnson T-shirt
Got a little baby, teeny nutsack
Got a jacked up Chevy Tahoe
Sitting in the parking lot of American Interstates
Gonna drink some Buds
Smoke some Reds
Eat Big Macs
And drive... drive about 55 mph
Uncle Sammy Hummer Weekend, yeah!
It's a Sammy Hummer Weekend baby**
» 4/21/07 9:00am 4/21/07 9:00am
**Sung to the righteous…

(Uncle) Sammy Hummer Weekend: A Wolf in Wolf's Clothing

Got a Big Johnson T-shirt
Got a little baby, teeny nutsack
Got a jacked up Chevy Tahoe
Sitting in the parking lot of American Interstates
Gonna drink some beer
Smoke some reds
Eat Big Macs
And drive... drive about 55 mph
Uncle Sammy Hummer Weekend, yeah!
It's a Sammy Hummer Weekend baby**
» 4/20/07 5:00pm 4/20/07 5:00pm
**Sung to the righteous…

Hummer's H1 Dealer Announcement

We reported the other day that Hummer's killing the H1, and now we've received the announcement to dealers from a reader. One of us here at tha Jalop has the take that AM General was making more cash with an all-mililtary production line. The other part of it, we're sure, is that GM wasn't making a helluva lot off of… » 5/15/06 4:30pm 5/15/06 4:30pm

H1 Goes Bye-Bye

GM's announced that the Hummer H1 will cease production this year, saying that they want to take the brand in a more mass-market direction. We think this is dumb, not so much the wanting-to-increase-sales thing, but killing the vehicle that started it all. Of course, the H1 is a ridiculous machine. But it's a halo… » 5/12/06 4:58pm 5/12/06 4:58pm