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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns

    Maybe now the Hummer owners can quit using the fake props.
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have was starred P161911 probably shoudn't have was unstarred
    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    With all the hate shown towards HUMMER owners lately they would be smart to purchase some more protection to ward off the arsonist, parking lot keyers, and such.
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    Flathead Smith was starred Flathead Smith was unstarred
    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    "Need sumthing to keep them pesky EarthFirsters at bay...Off to git my H30.06..."
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    Edited by SeanKHotay at 08/24/09 2:18 PM SeanKHotay was starred SeanKHotay was unstarred
    Image of Clown Shoe Pilot Clown Shoe Pilot
    08/24/09

    @SeanKHotay: 30.06 is sooooooo hundred-years-ago.

    step up to 338 lapua magnum and you can pick off greenies at 1200 meters, no sweat.
     Reply
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns

    Pshaw! Hummer isn't the first to equip their vehicles with fire power. Ford had a better idea.
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    08/24/09

    @skaycog-live,love,drink!: Oh. My. God. Skaycog, you really know a way to a man's heart.
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    skaycog-live,love,drink! promoted this comment engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/24/09

    @engineerd:
    Cars, booze and cake.
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    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/24/09


    @skaycog-live,love,drink!: You could even get a Howitzer cannon if you ordered a red one.
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/24/09

    @skaycog-live,love,drink!: Hopefully your baking and drink mixing doesn't involve quite so much photoshop.
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    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    08/24/09

    @mr.rude_dude: How dare you...you don't believe this obviously. If this isn't the truth, may I be struck by lightn...**@#^*aaaaargh!
     Reply
    skaycog was here was starred skaycog was here was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    Lynch? Hummer? Guns? MO?

    End of.
     Reply
    FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was starred FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was unstarred
    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    It's not like he just up and decided to sell some guns. There is a lot of work involved to be federally licensed to sell firearms.
     Reply
    jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware was starred jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware was unstarred
    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    I think at least some of the dealers in Nevada should have become licensed brothels. I mean, seriously, the signage was already there so it wouldn't have been that big a leap.
     Reply
    acarr260 promoted this comment WilliamG. was starred WilliamG. was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    I was going to say that this is great, since you only need to go one place to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. Then I remembered they don't make the H1 anymore. Instead, this is just hummers and blow (things up).
     Reply
    pauljones promoted this comment engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/24/09

    @engineerd: If there's one thing I like more than contemplating the zombiepocalypes, it's hummers and blow. Well done, sir.
     Reply
    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of Clown Shoe Pilot Clown Shoe Pilot
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    this'll never work. gun stores that are worth shopping in are staffed by people that can't actually be bothered to answer questions or sell anything.

    here, you have a gun store that's staffed by car salesdudes, and they never leave you alone.

    doomed to fail.
     Reply
    Clown Shoe Pilot was starred Clown Shoe Pilot was unstarred
    Image of Buster Brew Buster Brew
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    If they have any "clunker" trades, they should use them for a target range out back
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    ЯEVEЯEND POLAЯ promoted this comment Buster Brew was starred Buster Brew was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    08/24/09

    @Buster Brew: I was just thinking about how cool it would be to be able to trade in a clunker for some weaponry!
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    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of Buster Brew Buster Brew
    08/24/09

    @ЯEVEЯEND POLAЯ: ...and then use the weaponry to blast holes in the clunker! I call dibs on the shiny bits.
     Reply
    Buster Brew was starred Buster Brew was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    They've also put in a requisition for handle bar mustaches, CB Radios, 6" lift kits, Cabella hats, and Village People albums.

    Sales to Ted Nugent have skyrocketed.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    They should call it Ammunation and rebadge their Hummers as "Patriots".
     Reply
    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    Huh? I thought most dealerships were saved from bankruptcy because of c4c.

    Oh.
     Reply
    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    "At Jim Lynch Hummer, we'll prepare you with everything you need to become the vigilante you always thought you were. In addition to your H2 Compensator Edition, you will recieve an array of surplus military Beretta leftover from when our troops kicked Australia's ass! 0% APR when you sign over you first-born child."
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    mr_dude promoted this comment Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder was starred Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/24/09

    @Tucker589 is Really Cool: I hope you don't mind the waiting period before you can take home that H2.
     Reply
    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of TimTim TimTim
    08/24/09

    In reply to Hummer Dealership Now Selling Guns
    For that authentic One-Stop-Shopping experience he should just add on a WalMart.
     Reply
    TimTim was starred TimTim was unstarred
    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    08/24/09

    @TimTim: Just go to walmart, they already sell guns.
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    jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware was starred jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware was unstarred
    Image of TimTim TimTim
    08/24/09

    @jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware: Don't I know it... but they don't sell Hummers.
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    TimTim was starred TimTim was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    08/24/09

    @TimTim: That's what China is for. Just make sure you check whether or not they have an Adam's Apple before you put the money down.
     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    08/24/09

    @TimTim: Maybe if you ask the greeter lady real nice ...
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    acarr260 promoted this comment token_illiterate_commenter was starred token_illiterate_commenter was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/24/09


    @TimTim: Ahem.
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    mr_dude was starred mr_dude was unstarred
    Image of TimTim TimTim
    08/24/09

    @mr_dude: They don't look like they're in the market for an AR-15 though.

    @token_illiterate_commenter: & @pauljones:
    I knew when I wrote it we wouldn't be able to keep this clean.
     Reply
    TimTim was starred TimTim was unstarred
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