@area_educator: The whole profile just screams Stingray to me. Even the gill vents. That splash photo at the top in particular really does it for me - ignore the headlights and the grille and it really looks the part. #mercedesslsamg
@snapoversteer 'bout to get told: The spinning wheels and other spinning bits change the dynamics of the air around them. In addition, wheels are usually designed to have some air pumping quality to cool the brakes. Wind testing with wheels not spinning is not 100% real world testing. #mercedesslsamg
Yeah but, it's just a german Corvette with gull wing doors and 500 more pounds.
500 horse V8, torque tube, rear mounted tranny, ...all there. And the Vette comes with magnetic shocks and the Enzo's carbon brakes.
I would rather have a ZR1, and an extra $100,000 for an airplane or something. #mercedesslsamg
Looks more clown shoe than hairbrush to me. "Our best car has a really long nose" still isn't sexy talk, though last time they forced the issue by drawing a penis on the bonnet of the SLR.
Good packaging this is not... "Does it have significant flaws, most glaringly from the gearbox? Totally.
Direct simple writing this is not. Is it Wes rephrasing blunt criticism to make it sound less glaringly negative? Totally. #mercedesslsamg
@skierpage: How is this not simple and direct? It's an impressive, fast car with a few problems that, in the end, don't detract all the much from the total package. #mercedesslsamg
@Wes Siler: Direct simple writing would be:
"It is badly packaged. ... It has significant flaws, especially its gearbox."
Thanks for the good review, honest feedback, and not bad writing. You just sounded as if you were trying to soften your criticisms with some wordplay. If you gonna write high-falutin', some people gonna notice. No worries. #mercedesslsamg
"Full Disclosure: Mercedes wanted us to drive the SLS AMG so badly they flew us out to San Francisco and put us up in a fancy hotel on the ocean. Also, I got in really late so I missed dinner and helped myself to a free Snickers bar and a bottle of OJ from the minibar. I know that's not a healthy diet, but these are the sacrifices we'll make in order to bring you car reviews."
Is anybody else noticing a theme here or is it just me? #mercedesslsamg
Whoa, let's throw on the Webster brakes here. It's impossible to describe a fellow journalist as a hack, and then use the word "guesstimation" in the very next sentence. I'm going to see if we can get Bob Lutz to come teach you some manners. #mercedesslsamg
Edit: or guestimation. I, too, have no idea how to spell made-up words.
@Drew and not U: Wait, so I shouldn't review a car after driving it in Forza? Damn, there's goes my plan for not having to fly somewhere once a week anymore. #mercedesslsamg
@Wes Siler: I think you're on to something. You could use that method as a Green Marketing ploy.
"Jalopnik is going green by virtually road testing new cars in Forza! No more greenhouse gasses or excessive fuel consumption."
People will eat that shit up.
In fact maybe F1 and NASCAR could implement something similar. Just gather up all the drivers in one big LAN party and let them duke it out on the big screen. #mercedesslsamg
"At speed...the SLS actually manifests some steering feel, mostly felt over bumps and cat's eyes rather than in corners, but that's OK, because the car is heavily biased toward oversteer so it's only really the rear you need to feel."
I'm trying -- failing -- to find a way that could sound any more sellouty. Are you sure it wasn't a Snickers and an HJ? #mercedesslsamg
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In that it has 4 wheels and a long hood? #mercedesslsamg
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Yeah but, it's just a german Corvette with gull wing doors and 500 more pounds.
500 horse V8, torque tube, rear mounted tranny, ...all there. And the Vette comes with magnetic shocks and the Enzo's carbon brakes.
I would rather have a ZR1, and an extra $100,000 for an airplane or something. #mercedesslsamg
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@bradyb: See the Zr1 has a nice aluminum/magnesium space frame too, carbon fiber body panels as well. #mercedesslsamg
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Good packaging this is not... "Does it have significant flaws, most glaringly from the gearbox? Totally.
Direct simple writing this is not. Is it Wes rephrasing blunt criticism to make it sound less glaringly negative? Totally. #mercedesslsamg
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"It is badly packaged. ... It has significant flaws, especially its gearbox."
Thanks for the good review, honest feedback, and not bad writing. You just sounded as if you were trying to soften your criticisms with some wordplay. If you gonna write high-falutin', some people gonna notice. No worries. #mercedesslsamg
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Is anybody else noticing a theme here or is it just me? #mercedesslsamg
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Edit: or guestimation. I, too, have no idea how to spell made-up words.
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"Jalopnik is going green by virtually road testing new cars in Forza! No more greenhouse gasses or excessive fuel consumption."
People will eat that shit up.
In fact maybe F1 and NASCAR could implement something similar. Just gather up all the drivers in one big LAN party and let them duke it out on the big screen. #mercedesslsamg
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It's ugly, though. Why in God's name would Mercedes make a Crossfire its halo car? #mercedesslsamg
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I'm trying -- failing -- to find a way that could sound any more sellouty. Are you sure it wasn't a Snickers and an HJ? #mercedesslsamg
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And I've done worse for an HJ.
Plus, I freaking hate this car. #mercedesslsamg
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