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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    02/14/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    Wow, refreshing to read of something good resulting from an SUV.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    Maybe she's not so stupid. No housework, no handjobs...the list goes on.
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    We wouldn't have hadf this problem if she would have just consulted me. See below.



    What can I say, I'm a genius.

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    Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was starred Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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    Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was starred Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp was unstarred
    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    hot
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    damnelantra™ was starred damnelantra™ was unstarred
    Image of 413wedge 413wedge
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    with hands like that, obviously 'works' for the gov't!
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    413wedge was starred 413wedge was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    02/13/09

    @bigblockautoX: Are you kidding? She probably gets (got?) a disability check because they interfered with her ability to work. I wouldn't be surprised if got that automatic buttwasher paid for by Medicaid, too.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    02/13/09

    @Mike the Dog: Muts lern two prufreed... I wouldn't be surprised if she got that...
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Chris P. Bacon Chris P. Bacon
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    So Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Lee Redmon all appied to the Guiness book of records. Sleeping beauty for longest sleep. Tom Thumb for smallest person. And Lee Redmon for freakiest person ever.


    Sleeping beauty went in first. To verify her status with the book of records - a few moments later she came out triumphant saying "Im the best sleeper in the world!"


    Tom Thumb goes in - states his claim - and comes out triumphant stating "Im the smallest in the world!"


    Lee Redmon goes in...sometime later... Lee comes out and says "Goddamnit! Who the heck is Rosie O'Donnell?"

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    Chris P. Bacon was starred Chris P. Bacon was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    02/13/09

    @Chris P. Bacon: Good thing I swallowed and set the coffee down before I got to the punch line. I still just about choked when I read it.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    Dammit, I don't wanna see that when I first wake up! God, I almost retched.


    /adds, "Kick Auto Insider in the mommy-daddy button" to his Bucket List.

     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/13/09

    @Deartháir: I'd hit it... with a shovel.
     Reply
    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    I'm patiently waiting for the gallery of her draped over a Shelby Cobra. Hot!
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    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    Anyone remember Terrahawks...
     Reply
    layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    Thank god the bottles of her own pee, carried in the trunk, survived unscathed.
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    Graverobber was starred Graverobber was unstarred
    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/13/09

    @graverobber: Murilopnik Weekends mean I can cut back on th...: i hear science has said its alright to drink your own pee. so, stock up! its cheaper than bottled water so you can include it into your earthquake kit
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/13/09

    @damnelantra™: Dude, remind me not to seek shelter at your house after The Big One.
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    Graverobber was starred Graverobber was unstarred
    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/13/09

    @graverobber: Murilopnik Weekends mean I can cut back on th...: not even if i offer delicious candy?
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    Image of ViperBorg ViperBorg
    02/13/09

    @damnelantra™: Especially if you offer "delicious candy."
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    ViperBorg was starred ViperBorg was unstarred
    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/13/09

    @ViperBorg - Facebook is the new AOL.: what do you have against delicious candy?
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    damnelantra™ was starred damnelantra™ was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    Scratch my back! Harder! C'mon bitch, lean into it!


    *snap*


    Mission accomplished.

     Reply
    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    Dude, why?


    Now I am completely creeped out for the rest of the day, and I am going to have go with Ben's strategy on this one:


    In the interest of complete disclosure, this burns my eyes and makes me want to burn the Vierzylinder to the ground.

     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    1. I hope it wasn't the nails that prevented her from FASTENING HER SEATBELT.


    2. I remember as a kid, reading the Guiness Book and seeing some Indian chap as the record holder. His hobby was photography. The picture showed him with a camera.

     Reply
    Maxichamp was starred Maxichamp was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    02/13/09

    In reply to World's Longest Fingernails Broken In Car Crash
    I was just wondering,how does she........... ah, never mind.
     Reply
    layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
    Image of c0de c0de
    02/13/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: i don't think so, i think someone else wipes it for her :P
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    c0de was starred c0de was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    02/13/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: I'm guessing one always smelled kind bad.


    On the upside, all the others were always long enough to, you know, scrape that first one clean, sorta.

     Reply
    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    02/13/09

    @c0de: Butt-wiping stick


    gross

     Reply
    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    02/13/09

    @layabout own with V8 power: She must won a Toto :-\

     Reply
    Franzouse was starred Franzouse was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    02/13/09

    @franzouse, weekend jalop...: I'm freaked out that such a thing exists,the fact that someone would actually use one.....
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    layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/13/09

    @franzouse, weekend jalop...: to paraphrase the only gizmodo comment worth remembering, peanut butter being rubbed out of the carpet with a newspaper.
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    damnelantra™ was starred damnelantra™ was unstarred
    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    02/13/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: I made my first visit to Japan on a Business Trip last year. As you can guess, the culture shock reached its apex when I first came face to face with one of those things...
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    Franzouse was starred Franzouse was unstarred
    Image of c0de c0de
    02/13/09

    @franzouse, weekend jalop...: wtf ?! a bidet-toilet combo !
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    c0de was starred c0de was unstarred
    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    02/13/09

    @c0de: Yup, some call it the El Camino of Bathrooms.
     Reply
    Franzouse was starred Franzouse was unstarred
    Image of c0de c0de
    02/13/09

    @franzouse, weekend jalop...: El Crapino
     Reply
    c0de was starred c0de was unstarred
    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    02/13/09

    @c0de: LOL!

    Now my colleagues are staring at me again. That's it, I'm going home!
     Reply
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    02/13/09

    @franzouse, weekend jalop...: You put your face in it?
     Reply
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/13/09

    @Andrew Didorosi: its a good exfoliator
     Reply
    damnelantra™ was starred damnelantra™ was unstarred
    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    02/15/09

    @Andrew Didorosi: touché, or in your case douché.
     Reply
    Franzouse was starred Franzouse was unstarred
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