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    Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show

    Extra-Long Wheelbase Audi A4L Revealed In China
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    11/21/08

    In reply to Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show
    I expect many hilarious Engrish press releases, unless they've figured that out finally and hired decent translators, but I doubt it.
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    11/21/08

    In reply to Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show
    I like how the cigarette guy is both smoking and holding cigarettes.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    11/21/08

    @Bumblebee: Looks like a rorripop in his mouth to me.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/21/08

    In reply to Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show
    "shhhhhhhhh." Don't worry your pretty little head



    $240 worth of Guangzhou Internation Auto Show.

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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    11/21/08

    @Pete Gaines: Aww yeah.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    11/21/08

    In reply to Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show
    ok, ive been attached to this website for some time now. and i am still not entirely sure who sunglasses man is.


    also... good luck in zhong guo

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    Image of mzs mzs
    11/21/08

    @damnelantra: He used to be the logo on every page, and it's a lollipop. I don't know who that guy is, early on I thought it was Spinelli, but it turned out not to be him.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    11/21/08

    @mzs: yah i thought it was spinelli as well. and then they ran that "meet jalopnik" story and well...
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    Image of Starlton Heston's Revenge Starlton Heston's Revenge
    11/21/08

    @damnelantra: this newer version is Wes.. totally.
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    Image of Starlton Heston's Revenge Starlton Heston's Revenge
    11/21/08

    In reply to Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show
    Wehcome, wehcome, wehcome! You come in see some artomobiwwes!


    I Tommy Hayabusa! This Kamini Kawasaki! WE ARE... JAROPNIK CHINA SUPER FUNTIME GO!

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    11/21/08

    @om nom de plume: dude its not japan...


    should have typed "WE ARE... JAROPNIK CHINA GOLDERN SUPER LUCKY 888 GO!"

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    11/21/08

    @om nom de plume: <3
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/21/08

    @damnelantra: Too bad it isn't Japan... I'd have paid to see Matt compete on Takahashi's Castle.
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    11/21/08

    @om nom de plume: Do you, by any chance, flappa dicky wrong time?


    I'm not sure that its really in poor taste to parody how people from other cultures obliterate the English language. Its been done for years- First the Irish, then Germans, Italians...now people from Asian-area countries.


    Blacks have always been on the receiving end of the stereotypes, though it is in poor taste to affect a Negrish dialect due to many unfortunate years of unpaid labor and diminished freedoms.

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    11/21/08

    @mechimike: [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of RegalRegalia RegalRegalia
    11/21/08

    In reply to Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show
    is the auto-show logo man doing dual cigs?
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    Image of Andrew Didorosi Andrew Didorosi
    11/21/08

    @regalregalia: He's in Flavortown. It's a big town.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    11/21/08

    In reply to Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show
    "Shhh, don't you worry your pretty little head about the details?" Hardigree, is it time for $240 worth of pudding?
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    Image of Braff Braff
    11/21/08

    @PatFromGundo: awwwwwwwww yeah....
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    11/21/08

    In reply to Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show
    Of course, China is not only many hours but also four days behind the United States.
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    11/21/08

    In reply to Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show
    Now with more MSG than the New York show!
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    Image of Wes Siler Wes Siler
    11/21/08

    In reply to Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show
    But was there pr0n on the flight?
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/21/08

    In reply to Jalopnik Invades The Guangzhou International Auto Show
    I bet it's all lip-synched and chock-full of melamine.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    11/21/08

    @boosted-lego-wagon: and lead paint.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/21/08

    @boosted-lego-wagon: Better check the birth certificates on the models there.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    11/17/08

    In reply to Extra-Long Wheelbase Audi A4L Revealed In China
    Come to think of it, do they even sell the A8L here, still? (Here being America.) We're taller, on average, than...



    Oh, that's right. Dickheads.

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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/17/08

    In reply to Extra-Long Wheelbase Audi A4L Revealed In China
    I don't think Audi of China actually sells a standard-length A6, all the ones I've seen there have been A6L's.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/17/08

    In reply to Extra-Long Wheelbase Audi A4L Revealed In China
    Having driven both an A6 and an A4, the A6 feels much bigger. It's wider and longer, and I'm sure there's a phallic joke to be made here, but I don't have one ready.


    I could see this being a good move in a congested center. Driving a Lincoln Town Car through downtown Vancouver made me very nervous, being that I'm used to a tiny little Volkswagen. Trying to navigate meant that I was perpetually watching my corners, and feeling paranoid about getting too close to the car in front of me. So for a nation that's used to smaller cars, but in need of a longer car for passengers, this would be perfect. It would allow the same manoeuvrability, but increased space.


    Basically, when comparing to the A6, it's not about the size of the boat, but the motion on the ocean.


    Now someone see if they can come up with that phallic joke I'm missing.

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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    11/17/08

    In reply to Extra-Long Wheelbase Audi A4L Revealed In China
    Yes, but in China they'll call it the "A4R"...


    /Racist xenophobic humor

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