Michael, Trevor, Franklin, Lester. They’re one big family after all, just like the cast of Full House. Merfish and his friends recreated the classic show’s intro, and while I don’t remember anyone falling off a truck or getting hit by a cable car, they really did nail the whole thing.
The calm, magical voice of Morgan Freeman—impersonated by Jason Stephens—makes us forget that GTA V is full of murder and turns Franklin's vacation in Los Santos into a peaceful tale.
Like many of the millions of Americans who got Grand Theft Auto V on or soon after its Sept. 17 release, I spent much of that first weekend in Los Santos, the game's fictional mega-metropolis. Having bought, binged on, and beaten the game, I can mouth my own oohs and ahs.
Our favorite GTA 5 Collector's Edition easter egg is the GTA map. When held under UV/blacklight it reveals clues to locations of paranormal hotspots like bigfoot sightings, alien bases and UFO crash sites. If Mulder was a gamer, he'd be all over this shit...and Scully would be just another GTA widow.
We're not sure whether this is funny, sad, ignorant, offensive, or a quaint mix of all four, but it is something. Our two zeros attempt to evoke some form of humor through a fun mix cardboard box carjacking and emulation of mental disability. We're pretty sure these two don't understand what autism is, or what a…