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    GTbyCITROﾃ起: The Angriest Frenchman You'll Ever Hear

    GTbyCITROﾃ起 Concept Does Tourist Thing On GT5 London Street Circuit

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    Image of jdoubleh jdoubleh
    07/14/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起: The Angriest Frenchman You'll Ever Hear
    It has a certain, as the French say, "I don't know what".
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/14/09

    @jdoobleh: de trop!



    Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    07/14/09

    @jdoobleh: "knarly"? Is that French for motor boaty?
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    Image of jdoubleh jdoubleh
    07/14/09

    @VeeArrrSix:Funny, I was thinking Criss Craft when I heard it.
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    Image of jdoubleh jdoubleh
    07/14/09

    @Dr.Danger owns the city turkeys: I was channeling Steve Martin, in LA Story.
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    07/14/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起: The Angriest Frenchman You'll Ever Hear
    I was expecting something different. Sounds like a big block V8, I was expecting... I dunno, the sound of a turbine perhaps.
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    07/14/09

    @dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: I was thinking the same, sounds like a big block. LSX?
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    Edited by tenbeers at 07/14/09 1:52 PM tenbeers was starred tenbeers was unstarred
    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/14/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起: The Angriest Frenchman You'll Ever Hear
    I feel like they should have Vince out there slicing potatoes and peeling zucchini off of it.


    Hi its Vince with CITROﾃ起Chop! You窶决e gonna be in a great mood all day cause you窶决e gonna be slappin your troubles with the CITROﾃ起Chop.
    Now look here窶冱 a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stews, two slaps home fries in a second. And now look at this when you add a mushroom you more you do it the finer it gets you don窶冲 have to switch any blades.
    Now, you love salad, you hate making it. You know you hate making salads that窶冱 why you don窶冲 have any salad in your diet. Now watch this one slap, salad!




    Watch this...Mirepoix, fromage, terrine, Carla Bruni.
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    Edited by Dr. H. F. Danger at 07/14/09 1:26 PM Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/14/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起: The Angriest Frenchman You'll Ever Hear
    Once again, it takes American muscle to make the French seem aggressive.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/14/09

    @engineerd: I'm all for a good French joke, but once upon a time, it took some serious French muscle to make the United States of America, period.

    Lord knows what happened to them after that.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/14/09

    @pauljones: You are right, but early in the 20th century the roles reversed. Considering this car was designed today, the joke applies. If it were designed in 1776 then the joke would be backwards.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/14/09

    @engineerd: In that context, I'll do my best French impression and surrender the point.
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    Image of merc6point9 merc6point9
    07/14/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起: The Angriest Frenchman You'll Ever Hear
    This may be a dumb questions, but what's that intermittent high pitched sound? It sounds like the air brakes on a semi.
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    07/14/09

    @merc6point9: French things are known to make peculiar noises from time to time...



    could be the turbo venting, i can't see the video but it might be that
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    07/14/09

    @merc6point9: It's the sound of me blowing out my candles.

    HAPPY 20th TO ME!

    (Sorry, Gawker gerbils won't let me start a discussion so I had to wedge in somehow)
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    Image of cyclopticgaze cyclopticgaze
    07/14/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起: The Angriest Frenchman You'll Ever Hear
    Maybe it wouldn't be so angry if it had a driver that could work a clutch.



    Something must be up though because he kept flicking switches above his head between attempts to get it moving forward. I will never understand these modern cars and their "electronics".
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    07/14/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起: The Angriest Frenchman You'll Ever Hear
    it's got a tur'le 'ead pookin oot!
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    Image of .357 .357
    07/14/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起: The Angriest Frenchman You'll Ever Hear
    They should give this to me. So I can hoon it.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/14/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起: The Angriest Frenchman You'll Ever Hear
    Well, if it doesn't work out as a car, they have a wonderful animated puppet face to launch a tv/movie series.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/14/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: Actually, I realize now I am looking at the ASS end as a face. Which it is. It is also very like the front end.

    It sounds like an Evinrude.

    And the steering wheel is just way too big.
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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    06/23/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起 Concept Does Tourist Thing On GT5 London Street Circuit
    Needs more being-in-my-driveway.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/23/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起 Concept Does Tourist Thing On GT5 London Street Circuit
    Looks like it would work well as a potato slicer.


    GT5chop?

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/23/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起 Concept Does Tourist Thing On GT5 London Street Circuit
    What a fatass.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    06/23/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起 Concept Does Tourist Thing On GT5 London Street Circuit
    I've seen every bit of this car before, just never in one place. The nose is a little DB9, the windshield/roofline has hints of Koenigsegg, the rear quarter has just touch of Veyron, and color-me-purple if that's not a Porsche whale tail. Add a dash of mantide/batmobile and some croutons and you have yourself a french supercar!
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    Image of imag imag
    06/23/09

    @weatherman: Are you seriously calling this car derivative? I really hope you're joking...


    What would a car have to look like for you to not see other cars in it? Maybe if it was a horse and buggy... but then that's been done too.

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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    06/23/09

    @imag: derivitive, no. Incorporating design elements that I've seen before, yes.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/23/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起 Concept Does Tourist Thing On GT5 London Street Circuit
    At Citroen Design HQ:


    Jean-Pierre: Did you fineesh dezigning de supear-caar?


    Jean-Claude:Sacre-Bleu- no- I have beeen work-king on du deefeerent caars.


    Jean-Pierre: Queeck- cut them in half and steeck them together. Queeck, before Francois comes.

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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    06/23/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: je suis la.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/23/09

    In reply to GTbyCITROﾃ起 Concept Does Tourist Thing On GT5 London Street Circuit
    In the news the next day: "The pedestrian walked right into a light pole and was knocked unconscious. When he woke up, he appeared to be rambling incoherently about mechanical sting ray aliens. He was admitted to Bedlam shortly thereafter."
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