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    Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh

    Biker Busted For Speeding Tries To Fight The Law And Guess Who Won
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    Smells like troll. I mean, you don't have to be smart to ride, but you've got to be not-freaking-stupid.
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    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    Rainbow puppy is looking at me. She likes me!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/21/09

    @eggwich del fiero: This is adorable.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    Thread too long. Unwilling to read in entirety. Troll or not, it's a pretty simple fix if it ever happens.


    Drain the tank.


    Refill with new fuel, using an alcohol based "octane booster" or "fuel drier" like Heet. The alcohol will dissolve any remnants of the water based products, and allow them to be burned with no lasting effects.

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh


    sweet

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    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    only two post you need read.

    32 and 33


    fucking. high. larious

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    Recent studies have shown that the number of wheels is directly proportional to the intelligence of the user. Up till the number of 4.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/21/09

    @Mobius_1: But I like motorcycles and cars.
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    05/21/09

    @CoЯiolis Eff: You take the highest number.


    Or an average, if that appeals to your intelligence.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/21/09

    @Mobius_1: And again:



    It has eight wheels. Because I said so.

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    05/21/09

    @FstrPssycw: Must... Get... Training... Wheels!
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    Image of JChung0704 JChung0704
    05/22/09

    @Mobius_1: You, sir, deserve a heart-click.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/23/09

    @JChung0704: Detailed mathematics scare me. I did not enjoy my Maths course in my degree.


    @slackinfux: Yes, the equation fails to take into account factors like hair colour and gender and Jalopness. The last factor being the most important.


    @PSN: kingpsyz: I didn't know how to do that, but yeah, great idea, definitely something to add.

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    Image of .357 .357
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    You guys really need to stop recognizing trolls. They're assholes. I was on 911Forums.net when some n00b said that Porsches had the engine in the back. What a retard.
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    Image of HammSammich HammSammich
    05/21/09

    @CoЯiolis Eff: Well, the poser Porsche's do but the really awesome one's like the 928, Cayenne, and the Panemera don't...
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    05/21/09

    @HammSammich: That's what I told him!
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    Image of MadcowsDiseased MadcowsDiseased
    05/21/09

    @CoЯiolis Eff: Hey! Don't knock front engine Porsches. I would drive the shit out of a 944 Turbo.
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    Image of HammSammich HammSammich
    05/21/09

    @madcows - straight wankelin': @CoЯiolis Eff: I'm not even sure if we're being sarcastic anymore. I'm pretty sure that means the Troll wins.
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    05/21/09

    @HammSammich: No. Rear is still best. The 911 kicks a lot of ass.
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    Image of Mazda787b Mazda787b
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    Yo Dawg, I heard you were thirsty. So we put some NOS in yo tank so you can drink while you ride.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/21/09

    @Mazda787b: I'm going to kill someone if I see another "Yo Dawg" joke.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/21/09

    @CoЯiolis Eff: Yo dawg, I heard you like to kill, so we put a chainsaw in yo' gun so you can dismember while you ventilate!


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    05/21/09

    @FstrPssycw: I swear to never make a Yo Dawg joke. EVER
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    Image of BTLFED BTLFED
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    Sounds like the guy years ago that wanted to "port and polish" his intake manifold, so he ran sand through his throttle body with the engine running.


    All aboard the fail boat!

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/21/09

    @Back to BTLFED: That's nothing. Remember this guy?
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    Forum Troll of the Week?
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    While kinda amusing, it strikes me as almost trying too hard to be a troll. I mean, it's one thing to weld the spider gears in your diff to lock it; it's quite another to pour beverages into your gas tank. One is a disconnect between a concept and execution that the mechanically disinclined might conceivably make; the other is POURING A GODDAMNED BEVERAGE INTO YOUR GAS TANK.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    High fructose corn syrup just kicked in, yo!
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    Image of Forgetful - GT Junkie Forgetful - GT Junkie
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    Imagine my disappointment when Red Bull didn't give me wings, Rockstar didn't make me famous, Beaver Buzz didn't do as I expected...


    But Monster did rip right thru me.

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    Image of pidgeonsplatz pidgeonsplatz
    05/21/09

    @Forgetful:


    Mrs Splatz gets her wings from Kotex

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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/21/09

    @pidgeonsplatz: Dude! "Kotex" and "Splatz" should NEVER be in the same sentence! Now I can't finish my Jamba Juice... ><
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/21/09

    @Forgetful: Beaver Buzz?
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    Image of bzr bzr
    05/21/09

    In reply to Biker Drops Double Shot Of "NOS" Into Fuel Tank, Makes Internet Laugh
    Squids, fuck yeah!


    Also, this guy approves.


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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/08/08

    In reply to Biker Busted For Speeding Tries To Fight The Law And Guess Who Won
    Oh man I gotta watch that again. *VROOM! Eerrt! Clatter.*


    HA!

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