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    Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick

    Casualties Of Summer: Corvette Barbecue Grill
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    06/04/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    So a photo of a deer neatly tucked into a Buick grill is NSFW? Really?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/04/09

    @Turbineguy: A vegan friend of mine was deeply offended by this post, so apparently so.
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    Image of RoboRed loves his virtual G8 GXP RoboRed loves his virtual G8 GXP
    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    I just want that emote that's covering the deer in the first pic....it makes me laugh...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/04/09

    @RoboRed is sipping a cup of tea while watching the world bu...: It's like Blockatiel, without the -atiel.
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    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    Wait, so if the deer's in the engine compartment, what got his left sideview mirror?
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    06/03/09

    @Lo! Loveseats, friend of Xrays: They came out of the factory this way, didn't they?
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    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    The newest advance in alternate energy... Living, breathing, carnivorous Buicks. No gas needed, it gets it's energy from food just like me and you.
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    06/03/09

    @gomerkyle9: Food like you, maybe. I can run.
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    06/04/09

    @Lo! Loveseats, friend of Xrays: Faster than a Buick? I don't think so!


    Then again...

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    06/04/09

    @gomerkyle9: This one? Well, unless it's supercharged, yes.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    I got it - this is one of those turbine powered Buicks, and the poor doe just got sucked into the intake
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    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    I saw this on some other site and thought it was too gross to send to Jalopnik. Once again, I overestimated.


    So now that the pic is here, allow me to join in.


    That's not Bambi, that's Thumper!

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    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    What is wrong with a man wanting to heat up his venison?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    Can't find the lyrics online, so I may get some wrong, but I've here's the gist.


    Grandpa got even with that reindeer

    That ran Grandma down on Christmas eve.

    You may say there's no such thing as reindeer.

    Just look at Grandpa's Buick, you'll believe.


    I just wish I could find the verse that referenced the "bright red nose smeared across the dash".

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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    My guess, in all seriousness, is after hitting the deer the owner wanted nothing with touching it, or getting it out. If they called the Police, like we can do in Wisconsin, they can actually tag and take the deer.


    Now in this case, the Cop showed up and wanted nothing to do with getting the Deer out of the grille. So the Cop asked if the owner wanted the car towed.


    The owner, looking and seeing that the car still runs decides "to hell with it" and is going to drive somewhere to get the Deer removed. Finding that somewhere is going to take some doing since you are going to need guys like these pictured below to want to rip it out of the grille.



    Ya, that's right. I sport the COBRA when I do my killing.

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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    06/03/09

    @lilwillie heart clicks GM: Heart click for the Cobra hoodie.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    In Florida I ate at a few seafood places that would cook the fish you caught.


    Do they do the same thing in Pennsylvania or wherever this happened?

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/03/09

    @engineerd: Goin to the Road Kill Cafe in Artemas,Pa. He must really have a taste for venison.

    [www.palestars.com]
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    06/03/09

    @Dr.Danger...now with more smarm®: OK, I pulled PA out of my ass. Scary that it really does happen there. I may have ESPN.
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    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    I'm guessing the car's being driven by a nearly blind great grandmother who should've have her license revoked years ago. Not to be an agist and all that, but it's a LeSabre and you simply can't hit a deer and keep driving unless your cognitive abilities are seriously impaired.
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    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    Grilling deer, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    (This one's for you Michiganders)


    If the Tony's Restaurant in Birch Run had valet parking, you best believe this would get you a front-row spot.

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    06/03/09

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    do'h
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/03/09

    @TimTim: A deer, a female deer?
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    06/03/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Ray, the guy driving the Buick.

    Me, still can't believe he didn't see it.
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    06/03/09

    @TimTim: far, thats where the driver went.
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    06/03/09

    @Tyson: So I think I'll hit a deer.
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    06/03/09

    @Joshman is Turkish Turn 8: Tea, it goes with ven-i-son!
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    06/03/09

    @Lo! Loveseats, friend of Xrays: And that drives us into doe, doe, doe...
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/03/09

    @SirNotAppearing: This somehow seems appropriate:


    [jalopnik.com]

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/03/09

    @Rambo Harrynads: That was a beautiful comment.
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    06/04/09

    @Lo! Loveseats, friend of Xrays: One of the greatest threads so far! As I scrolled down I was hoping I could contribute to a second verse, but alas...
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    06/04/09

    @Dhillaz hammers stakes through heart-clicks: You actually could have. I fucked up.


    I must posthumously insert "Law, offered to call a tow..."

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    06/03/09

    In reply to Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick
    Apparently Grandpa didn't like Bambi.
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