SAE testing indicated that vanilla seat cushions perform best at temps below 32°F while Bosch testing showed best performance at or below 0°C. The debate and testing continues.
Suddenly, the soy-based seats in my Mustang seem a bit inferior. Throw some cinnamon and coffee beans in the formula and you could have a soy chai latte.
@Sloop_John_F*cking_B_Jalopnik_Gold_Edition: I'm not really happy about having to get up before 5:30 AM tomorrow morning, but whatever, if our Jalopnik Gold subscribers want it, I'm all for it!
@FЯeeMan has had his GOLD card revoked: Yes, and I'm sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet. Jalopnik Gold uses a different comment software, hence our ability to add the preview/edit features.
You should be hearing back from me later today, but I've been told that Jalopnik Gold subscribers move to the front of the line for customer service inquiries.
Is there seriously nothing going on today that most of the posts can be "Jalopnik Gold"? Not that they're not funny, its just I can't believe there's nothing else going on.
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
@Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: You know, I'd really rather that farts be made to smell like something wonderfully fragrant but inedible. Like lilies or something.
Allow me to apologize for the entire Jalopnoverse for failing for nearly 30 minutes to call attention to your extraordinary wordsmithery. That was an excellent comment, and deserves much Acclaim (of the Plymouth variety), recognition, and a COTD nomination.
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I know a guy who deals in vanilla beans for a living. It's sorta weird.
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Mmmmmm...I would snack on them seats.
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We sort of screwed up by introducing this on April 1, didn't we?
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@Pete Gaines: If I sign up for Jalopnik GOLD™ for realz will I be able to comment freely across all Gawker sites while using Firefox and No-Script?
See your recent e-mail for details
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You should be hearing back from me later today, but I've been told that Jalopnik Gold subscribers move to the front of the line for customer service inquiries.
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Two things:
A)Hamster issues.
B)My head asplode.
What the hell are we talking about today?
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Son of a bitch.
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Where can I send the bill for a replacement mind?
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Allow me to apologize for the entire Jalopnoverse for failing for nearly 30 minutes to call attention to your extraordinary wordsmithery. That was an excellent comment, and deserves much Acclaim (of the Plymouth variety), recognition, and a COTD nomination.
ICE, Baby!
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