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    Grand Bentley: Yet Another Dark Teaser Shot

    Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?

    Grand Bentley Previewed With Exceptionally Dark Teaser
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/08/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley: Yet Another Dark Teaser Shot
    Somewhere, Bill Mitchell is saying, "Haven't I seen this before?"
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    07/08/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley: Yet Another Dark Teaser Shot


    "Hey Sam, looks like a demon has possessed that Bentley to make it look like our car!"


    "What are we gonna do to stop it, Dean?"


    "We'll have to stab it with old Bentley parts manufactured by Lucas, washed in Holy Water."

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    Image of GtAkReYz GtAkReYz
    07/08/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley: Yet Another Dark Teaser Shot
    I'm liking it. Reminds me of an old school Dodge Charger, which is always a good thing. Assuming they go for a vertical rear window, of course, which is what the picture leads to believe.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/08/09

    @GtAkReYz: You're right on target.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/08/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley: Yet Another Dark Teaser Shot
    "Cars undoubtedly have a personality to the real enthusiast, to whom they are not mere collections of steel and aluminum [sic], but animal-like, show their spirit just so soon as the clutch bites home and feeling comes through to the driver…."


    So between that quote and the artsy fartsy picture showing us almost nothing, I'm guessing that they're trying to explain everything away by saying it has a great personality?

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/08/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Upon actually RTFA, I just realized that quote was not being applied to this car. I was sort of wondering how that clutch talk applied to a modern Bentley, and now I know. It doesn't. I had assumed they were talking about a European model or something, but they probably don't have the option of a manual at this point either.


    Leeeeena will be shutting up and going to sleep now... good night, y'all.

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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    07/06/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?
    Wait a minute, where have I seen another brit with a goofy grin like that before? I swear it looks VERY familiar...let me think...



    Nope, can't place it, right on the tip of my tongue too...

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    Image of junkman junkman
    07/06/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?
    I hope it happens. The value of my '76 Custom Cloud will surely skyrocket. Sorry; I don't know how to add pics.
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    Image of pres pres
    07/06/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?
    Imitating the imitators is the next big thing. Just you watch.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?
    Q: James, we can't use the Aston anymore.


    Bond: Why not?


    Q: Well, the cruise-missiles don't fit. So, we've convinced Bentley to re-design their car- with headlights big enough to fire cruise and hellfire missiles.


    Bond: What the f*ck is that?


    Q: It's a Bentley-


    Bond: The f*ck it is. I'm not driving that. I don't even like cruise missiles.


    Q: But, James- we convinced Bentley to completely re-design their vehicles.


    Bond: F*ck you Q. Where's my watch? And let me get one of those Eurorail passes.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    07/06/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?
    Wait? This is a Galue ripoff?...now I am just confused.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?
    What's everyone so excited about?


    The towels that come standard on the fenders?


    They might prove useful. After you Hulk-smash the hell out of it, you could wipe the paintchips and glass shards off of your fists.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    07/06/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?
    If it were only blue. . .


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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/06/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?







    Too much inbreeding has dire consequences...

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    07/06/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Your argument is lost on me in that first picture.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/06/09

    @SirNotAppearing: I call the one on the left.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    07/06/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Yeah, I tried to find a good one without the lovely ladies, but the rest of the Genesis full frontal pictures don't make it look quite so goofy. It looks a little sillier side by side with a mean, not-so-lean fightin' machine like the Camaro:


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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/06/09

    @pauljones: That works out fine for me.
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    07/06/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?
    Nice headlights. Put it on Page Three.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    07/06/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?
    It's kind of like we were all expecting J. Crewe and ended up with something from Cutting Crewe instead.
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    Image of Timtoolman, sporadically speaking Timtoolman, sporadically speaking
    07/06/09

    In reply to Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?
    Just wondering if it IS a Chinese ripoff?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/06/09

    @Timtoolman, now with power tools!: I keep waiting for Ashton to jump out. It's been almost twenty-five minutes.
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