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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    Well that's just dumb.


    Okay, the horse has a taste for "meat," now. Is he the alpha predator in the pasture now? Are there great big flat-toothed bite marks on the asses of the local cattle?

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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    Hmm, and I thought that was the latest retro-styled Mustang concept.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    Back in the '80s there was a show called That's Incredible!, and one of their features was on a horse who drove a specially-modified Lincoln (I think it was a suicide-door Continental, but I'm not sure). I wish I could find a video of it, because it was really neat.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    I didn't know how this was at all Jalop related until after I saw the modified car. Then I got it.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    It's like they're out of one of those horror movies staring Dennis Hopper.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    For tips on modifying the suspension, the Thompsons consulted with the company that provides buses for the WNBA
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    In Capitalist America, horse rides car!
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    I'm sort of surprised nobody's made a comment like all the benefits of a woman, without the incessant yapping!


    Well, maybe not all the benefits. Oh wait, two guys who live together with only the horse for company, somewhere in the south? Yeah, never mind - all the benefits.

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/23/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Woman? What's that?
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    Image of amblito amblito
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    Old news is old.


    Sadly Patches is dead now - [knit-fitt.blogspot.com]

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/23/09

    @amblito: Probably a heart attack from all the red meat.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
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    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    God Bless America
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    Carpet over the windshield frame, Bondo on the quarter-panels, and Patches on the seats.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    If I had a pony

    I'd ride him on my boat

    And if i had a boat

    I'd sail it out to sea

    me up on my pony on my boat


    Think I might detail my paint job with a propane torch this weekend.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/23/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I have no idea what you are talking about, but detailing your paint job with a torch sounds like overkill.
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    Image of MaxSmart32 MaxSmart32
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    If I'm not mistaken, that's actually Mercury...
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    04/23/09

    @MaxSmart32: Yeah, it was a toss up, and I chose wrong.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    I never thought that horses were carnivores.
    I find the idea of feeding him burgers gross.


    Everything else is pretty cool though.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/23/09

    In reply to Meet Patches, The Convertible-Cruising, Burger-Eating Pet Horse
    Finally, an animal that really earns its oats, uh, cheeseburgers. But fetching a beer is what keeps him from going to the glue factory. If only he could drive me back from the bar.


    For further study: is raising a race of carniverous horses really the best thing for humans?

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    Image of Lost in the age of Aerostar Lost in the age of Aerostar
    04/23/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: does riding a horse back from the bar subject you to a possible DUI?
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/23/09

    @Lost in the age of Aerostar: RUI
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