Maybe Hubble can get an add-on that will actually look down upon you and give you some real time directions. Hey, it could generate big bucks for NASA: The New "Big Eye" Hubble Navagation System!
Soccer moms and UPS drivers everywhere will be left aimlessly wandering the nations streets...
The new winos....
BTW, don't forget the 2010 Census folks. They're roaming around pegging XY coordinates of everyone's front doors to make sure they get everyone. >blackhelicopters<
I am completely secure in my manhood. You don't like it if I have to ask directions?
Piss off. I'm turned around and I'll do what it takes to get straightened out. If that ain't man enough for you, eat it.
And the GPS. You can eat that too. Of course it's military, Air Force humps can't find the ground without satellite guidance. (All my friends are Marines)
Wow, so much hate for GPS. While I agree with the sentiment that it has made many drivers lazy and distracted, I think that we are missing the forest for the trees.
GPS is a critical tool for our military. When you are deployed to a strange region, you rely on that GPS signal to get back to base and to get to the fight quickly. GPS as a military tool is critical.
Also, I would not fault "private sector incompetence". The contractors charged with maintaining the GPS system can only do what the government funding and regulations will allow them to do. Unfortunately, I have first hand experience with dealing with the government and how they fund things. It's not as simple as the government writing a check and saying, "Keep this working." They put an entire bill together (or a portion of a bill) that specifies how and what you are to do to maintain it. It is actually illegal to do anything else unless first approved by the government contracting agency.
Since the GPS system is a government asset, the blame for it's current state is squarely on the shoulders of the government. Congress, in particular, should be held accountable since they are the ones that control the money. If they have defunded or underfunded support and maintenance of the GPS system heads should role.
Not so you and I can get to the closest Starbucks, but so that our men and women in uniform can get home safely.
@engineerd: I have no hate for GPS whatsoever vis-a-vis military personnel needing waypoints but not having easy access to current maps. My hate is for the nerd wannabe who buys yet another gadget, imagining that it has somehow made him(her) more up-to-date, cooler, and less reliant on basic skills that are easily learned, retained, and drawn upon.
I keep saying it. Kindle's nice, but books work even when the power goes out. Storm knocks out the power, you've had your "honey I'm bored" sex, now what? Larry Niven. If your Kindle isn't charged, paperbacks are there for you. Nuclear war breaks out, EMP fries everything more sophisticated than a lightbulb, and where are you? Stuck on the side of the road with your lobotomized engine control computer, while my carbureted truck tools on past, an open map on the seat beside me.
ha ha....HA! HA! HA!....you all said I was a fool when I bought those Hagstrom maps.....buy a sat nav, you said....wave of the future, you said....BWAH-HA-HA-HA!.....Now, look at you....lost....LOST I tells ya!....and you gonna come....and your gonna beg....please, please SCROGGS!...I don't wanna get lost....lemme borrow your Hagstrom's.....and then, in my moment of supreme triumph, I'll look at you....all weak and sniveling....and I'll say........"M'eh....ok....just don't forget to give 'em back."
I miss some info here: the latest satellite to be put in orbit for GOS was launched in March 2008, so it is not completely true that they are not doing anything.
Furthermore there are other similar systems getting closer to be fully operational, like the European Galileo GNNS, the chinese COMPASS and the russian GLONASS.
Galileo is planned to be ready in 2013, Galileo will also be much more precise than the other systems (less than a metre + altitude).
There are also talks of combining both GPS and Galileo.
That's a shame and all, but if it means that Tard in the shitbox RAV4 I follow into work most mornings won't be able to fiddle with the satnav at every stoplight, to the point that he forgets to go through green lights and forces us to sit an extra cycle, I'm OK with it.
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
I would also like to add that I drove from Massachusetts to Louisiana with some quick directions printed and a couple paper maps to double-check or do some quick re-routing.
I have always believed that using a GPS makes you locationally retarded. It only way to learn how to get around is by trial and error.
I look up my destination in google maps and get basic directions like every other normal being. If I get lost, I get out and ask someone...then ask another person, and another person a few miles down the road. At least, that is how it work in Boston.
93 south? Yeah, just go down three lights.
No go down two lights, take a left, go around the bend, pass Dunkin Doughnuts, and take a right at Friendly's.
@Dr.Danger...now with more smarmĀ®: Boston navigation is a nightmare. The construction and insanity of the road system were probably designed by Franz Kafka. It was done for the sheer torment of humanity.
@jodark: Not so much Kafka, but just retarded civil engineers who decided just to pave over the old Cow paths rather than designing the city.
I could possibly forgive some one if they maniacally designed this retarded city on purpose with evil intents, but I have no patience for incompetence.
I've been relying on my Gonadial Position System for about 20 years now, and it rarely fails. All you do is go some place with a map, drive/walk around a bit, and it's all stored in memory. It's mostly a guy thing, but some women have a version of it, too.
@Ash78: As a woman, I don't have to worry about lost directions, since I never had them to begin with. Fortunately, I have an excellent sense of orientation. ;)
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The new winos....
BTW, don't forget the 2010 Census folks. They're roaming around pegging XY coordinates of everyone's front doors to make sure they get everyone. >blackhelicopters<
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Piss off. I'm turned around and I'll do what it takes to get straightened out. If that ain't man enough for you, eat it.
And the GPS. You can eat that too. Of course it's military, Air Force humps can't find the ground without satellite guidance. (All my friends are Marines)
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...no. No, it isn't. That's just people's reliance on electronic crutches for competence.
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GPS is a critical tool for our military. When you are deployed to a strange region, you rely on that GPS signal to get back to base and to get to the fight quickly. GPS as a military tool is critical.
Also, I would not fault "private sector incompetence". The contractors charged with maintaining the GPS system can only do what the government funding and regulations will allow them to do. Unfortunately, I have first hand experience with dealing with the government and how they fund things. It's not as simple as the government writing a check and saying, "Keep this working." They put an entire bill together (or a portion of a bill) that specifies how and what you are to do to maintain it. It is actually illegal to do anything else unless first approved by the government contracting agency.
Since the GPS system is a government asset, the blame for it's current state is squarely on the shoulders of the government. Congress, in particular, should be held accountable since they are the ones that control the money. If they have defunded or underfunded support and maintenance of the GPS system heads should role.
Not so you and I can get to the closest Starbucks, but so that our men and women in uniform can get home safely.
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I learnt English real good.
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I keep saying it. Kindle's nice, but books work even when the power goes out. Storm knocks out the power, you've had your "honey I'm bored" sex, now what? Larry Niven. If your Kindle isn't charged, paperbacks are there for you. Nuclear war breaks out, EMP fries everything more sophisticated than a lightbulb, and where are you? Stuck on the side of the road with your lobotomized engine control computer, while my carbureted truck tools on past, an open map on the seat beside me.
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Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer!
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Furthermore there are other similar systems getting closer to be fully operational, like the European Galileo GNNS, the chinese COMPASS and the russian GLONASS.
Galileo is planned to be ready in 2013, Galileo will also be much more precise than the other systems (less than a metre + altitude).
There are also talks of combining both GPS and Galileo.
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not a problems for me.
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I look up my destination in google maps and get basic directions like every other normal being. If I get lost, I get out and ask someone...then ask another person, and another person a few miles down the road. At least, that is how it work in Boston.
93 south? Yeah, just go down three lights.
No go down two lights, take a left, go around the bend, pass Dunkin Doughnuts, and take a right at Friendly's.
I don't see a fucking Friendly's...dammit.
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duuuuuh
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men no ask direcshuns!
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I could possibly forgive some one if they maniacally designed this retarded city on purpose with evil intents, but I have no patience for incompetence.
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I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT STREET I AM ON!!!!
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Gonads: Never a lost direction. (read it fast)
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An LPS system would be more for guys.
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Just sayin'.
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Problem is, when you do a google search for Ash78, you get pictures of Aishwarya Rai and then completely loose track of what you were doing.
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That is some seriously bad math. That's a 1 to 1.5 year delay.
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