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    Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones

    GM: Got Money?
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    05/13/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    I just saw her face, and thought it was a vaguely disturbing Tipp-Ex advert.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    @Stoatmaster: Yet another obscure British product. Why do you blokes have to change the name of everything?

    It's "White-Out" or "Liquid Paper" on this side of the pond.

    Blimey!
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    05/14/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee:


    When I was a lad, 'white-out' meant something quite different.


    Not entirely unconnected with going for 160 hours without sleep.

     Reply
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    Image of Bon5ai Bon5ai
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    Danica is basically as hot as some mediocre soccer mom. If you are interested in seeing what she actually looks like sans retouching, check out this slide show.

    [wcbstv.com]
     Reply
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    @Bon5ai: Wow, bitter much? Did you do the same for the guys in the ad campaign, who were also retouched? Oink!
     Reply
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    Her milkshake brings all the boys to the (Brick)yard.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    TAI, now you're just baiting. I would say trolling, but that is usually left to the commentariat.
     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    In other news, I'd totally let Danica DЯink my milkshake!

    I have a Pole for her to Position herself on!
     Reply
    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    05/12/09

    @POLAЯ: Hahahaha..Not much aЯound but still shaЯp and funny.
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    BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was starred BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: POLAR! He's incurable!
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    ATTN: jims63valvert

    5:32 PM

    who said...

    great campaign......just change the S to an R at the end of Bones...you KNEW someone was going to go there, right?


    In true Jalop fashion, I believe you meant "Я", not "R".


    Carry on, as you were.

     Reply
    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/12/09

    @POLAЯ: Way to catch that.
     Reply
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    They already have a banner like that in my nephew's school. Not like I was looking or anything...
     Reply
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    Her moustache brings all the boys to the yard.
     Reply
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    Image of I love me some cleavage I love me some cleavage
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    In my dreams, that ain't milk........
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    Image of Steve Neill Steve Neill
    05/12/09

    @California Stig:


    If it's the thing I'm guessing, then it would look hella weird just above her top lip like that.

     Reply
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/12/09

    @Steve Neill: Where else are you going to snort cocaine?
     Reply
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    Image of Analyst Analyst
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    I don't get it; she's not even hot.
     Reply
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/13/09

    @Analyst: That's ok; she doesn't like you either.
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Steve Neill Steve Neill
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    I look at her, and I see this:
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    05/12/09

    @Steve Neill: Well, now I won't be able to achieve erection for at least the rest of the day. Thanks a lot, sicko.
     Reply
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05/12/09

    @Steve Neill: Now now. Dementia is a serious condition.
     Reply
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/12/09

    In reply to Milk-Mustachioed Danica Patrick Helps Promote Strong Bones
    Strong Bones, Strong Boners.
     Reply
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    02/26/09

    In reply to GM: Got Money?
    I'm more afraid of the commentapocalypse (if we call it commentocaust we might shame Ray et al into backing down - no?) than GM failing. GM's been failing for thirty-odd years by now, it just gets less gradual and more painful right here towards the end.
     Reply
    Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est was starred Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/26/09

    In reply to GM: Got Money?
    John DeLorean had the right financing plan all along. GM didn't appreciate him when he worked for them, and it's taken them another thirty years to understand the business plan he'd laid out for them. Serves those soulless bean counters right.


    Oh say, should my nose be running and my left arm twitching this much? Where'd you say this milk powder came from anyway?

     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of diddiyo diddiyo
    02/26/09

    In reply to GM: Got Money?
    and you guys are really wondering why GM chose a fan-forum for a 2010 camaro test drive over you? ;)
     Reply
    diddiyo was starred diddiyo was unstarred
    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    02/26/09

    @diddiyo: No, actually, not at all. Most people enjoy being on the receiving end of oral sex more than being stabbed with a pencil.
     Reply
    Ray Wert was starred Ray Wert was unstarred
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