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Last Yugo Will Roll Off The Assembly Line This Month
Detroit, 5:08 AM
Thu Dec 3
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Satan popped up and awarded Malcolm Bricklin the Key to Hell - it was stamped, "Yugo."
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And it kept rolling, right into the neighboring lake, because it didn't have a working engine or brakes
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(for the record, Jalopnik typically works well for me except for the occasional glitch)
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A. Fill it up with gas.
Q. How do you half the value of a Yugo?
A. Take all of the change stuck in the seats.
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I once bought a Yugo with a tow package.
...It was in the front.
Q. Why does a Yugo have rear a window defroster?
A. To keep your hands warm as you push it.
Irony-
Nova: but it does
Yugo: but it doesn't.
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But man, the 1980s Fiat Panda is probably the most popular single car in Rome. I was amazed, it was like a Yugo extravaganza over there. Of course, they have a certain national pride in their cars that is matched only by the Midwest's love for the Big 3 (maybe even surpassing it)
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At the moment, this text box is TWO characters wide, and four lines high, which means that this comment is looking like it's being typed out on one of those old stock-ticker-tapes they used to use.
Seriously, guys, when I'm envying a Yugo for build quality and reliability, there's something wrong. Can't you throw Nibbles the Hamster a fucking sammidge or something?
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I suspect Mr. Ash can probably back me up on this?
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Most of those are inadequate for today's modern, horribly bloated websites.
At least Jalopnik doesn't have a 5 minute, non-skippable flash intro yet.
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I think it's reaching the point where it's just not worth the effort. I have to restart my browser, clear my cache and clear my history, then reload Jalopnik, click "OK" through all the error messages, then go to the page I want. If I want another page, I have to do it again.
Good thing I don't frequent Jalopnik very much, huh?
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Seriously. If I could have upgraded, don't you think that would have been the first thing I did?
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I think I just need a hug.
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God, I love Apple products.
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And the free wireless network I used to pirate from the computer in my car finally got wise to me, so I can't even use that anymore.
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