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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    03:20 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    "We've sent Dick out ahead with some errands to run. If he hasn't got 'em finished by the time the dogs bite his ass, We're giving his job to Dulles."
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    02:49 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    Golden parachutes for everyone!

    y*^*y
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    02:00 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    ,,!,, Ed
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    01:56 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    OMFGM
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    Image of clinto clinto
    01:46 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    This exchange = <:-{
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    01:44 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    man, they are so screwed

    or

    OMG <////////////| LOL! XD
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    01:42 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    IMing could be a useful tool while firing people. I would.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    01:41 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    Clearly, this indicates that the whole world has descended into an abominable pit of AOL inspired instant messaging Hell.

    I myself will continue to talk to people.
    I know, it sounds crazy, but that's how I roll.
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    02:19 PM

    @DoctorNine: The one benefit is there will be more silence and less inane banter to suffer through in public places. Thus, we "talkers" will be able to blather on about obscure cars that no one else will understand. We'll be labled insane, but that means we'll be left alone.
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    Image of SerialThriller SerialThriller
    05:03 PM

    @DoctorNine: Actually, when word gets out that old white guy CEO types are using emoticons, the kids will move on to something else.
    LOL
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    skitter promoted this comment SerialThriller was starred SerialThriller was unstarred
    Image of skitter skitter
    05:52 PM

    @SerialThriller: And things will continue to get lamer by the minute.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    01:39 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    And I was like :-()
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    02:50 PM

    @Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: I think you mean =/
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    01:39 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    What's the full stop at the end for...is that drool...or a corn kernel?
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    Edited by bmoreDLJ at 12/08/09 1:39 PM bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    01:28 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    Shouldn't it be more along the lines of... eck! The coding in here doesn't let me do the emoticons I want.
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    Edited by Miscellanea at 12/08/09 1:29 PM Miscellanea was starred Miscellanea was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01:26 PM

    In reply to GM Chairman Ed Whitacre Threatens Execs With Emoticon
    He added the rare "long nose" to the smiley, which clearly states he is lying.

    Maybe if we all wish hard enough, Ed will become a real CEO!
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    Edited by Ash78, cube farmer at 12/08/09 1:27 PM Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    01:04 PM

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    Air Hole in one to Air Hole in two...
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    Image of Brian Brian
    11:16 AM

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    I just read a CNN blurb on this, Tiger's mother-in-law was taken to the hospital for something.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10:16 AM

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    I think the woman had a golfstone attack.
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    02:17 PM

    @skaycog: That's pretty punny... but I heard it was more of a problem with Tiger's lie...
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    02:49 PM

    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): Tiger's lie or his lay?
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    04:02 PM

    @skaycog: Yes. Or, alternatively, both. But... you know... only one of them was a golf term. At least in the crowd with whom I (rarely) play golf... Perhaps you and your'n have use for the term during your foursomes?
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    Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was starred Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    04:25 PM

    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): Lie is a golf term? I don't play golf. I love driving the golf cart though. (I think you're going to best me in this conversation.) *blush*
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    05:55 PM

    @skaycog: I pulled this from about.com -

    Definition:
    This golf term has two meanings. The first is simply where the ball sits. A golfer's lie is the location of the ball at rest. The second is the number of strokes it took the ball to get to where it sits (see example below). Got that? "Lie" is most commonly used in descriptive terms "good lie" and "bad lie." A good lie would be one on the fairway with good grass under the ball. A "bad lie" would be one in the rough, for instance.

    Examples:

    Definition 1: The Golf Guide's lie is a good one. Definition 2: The Golf Guide lies "2" and will now be hitting his third shot.

    While this time I may come out on top, I'm sure there'll be other opportunities for you to best me, ma'am.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    06:09 PM

    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): Thanks for the golf lesson, and now I understand, Sir. ;)
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