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Lonely And Pathetic? Buy A Saleen Mustang From These Guys
When we were 11 we had a bachelor uncle who proudly displayed a poster in his bedroom of a woman wearing soap and little else cleaning off a Corvette. We thought it was hot at the time but, thankfully, grew enough over the next two years to understand the difference between things that are sexy and things that are merely unpoetic attempts to allude to sex. Though not everyone, particularly people who own car dealerships, have the evolved taste we developed at age 13, we're guessing you all can see this local advertisement for a Saleen mustang for what it is: two unimpressed bottle-blondes in bikinis doing what they have to do to scrape together enough funds for that final semester of beautician's school. Though it may have helped sell a few more cars, this is only because the dealership is from a northern Dallas suburb, meaning it is even closer to Oklahoma. (SFW, not safe for epileptics) [Motorpasion via CarScoop]
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Enjoy The Cars, Girls Of Boost Mobile Nightshift Without The Crabs
Our fellow travelers at Speed:Sport:Life sojourned to Austin this past weekend for Boost Mobile Nightshift to get some photos of the cars, girls and music that make these events both interesting and completely repellent to the automotive enthusiast. Girls and cars are both topics of great interest to us, but these events manage to turn out varieties of both overdone with outrageous paint schemes/makeup, obscene designs/tattoos and carbon fiber/silicone. All that being said, the talented photogs over at SSL did manage to capture some unique versions of both cars and girls, a sampling of which we have below. [Speed:Sport:Life]
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North Sea Beach Babes Dig The Volvo Amazon!
We stumbled across this photo the other day and felt it was worth sharing. Sure, we think of freezing winters and stolid safety when we think of Volvos, but what about the 8 weeks each year when Sweden has pleasant weather? Why, the locals pack up the aquavit, hop in their Amazons, and head to the beach! Click the link below for a vast collection of photos of Amazons in their homeland. More »
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eBay Find! Discriminating Mantafahrers Pas Auf!
You call yourself a Mantafahrer, son? You can't be a true Manta Man without a foxtail hanging fron your aerial, and eBay seller 21clock has just the thing to replace your cruelly severed foreskin! Yes, it's a gen-u-wine taxidermied foxtail, and it's apparently already met reserve, with bidding at a low, low eight dollars and fitty cent. You owe it to yourself as a driver of GM's finest-ever product to fly one of these. You can call yourself a lone wolf, but you've gotta be crazy like a fox to rock the Manta. Show the world what you're made of! Show them what a real Mantafahrer is all about. More »
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