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Tue Nov 24
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    So, what's that other guy from Wham! driving? I think his name was Oates or something.
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    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    So.. what kind of tumor do you need in your head to end up with a front engined Ferrari hard top convertible driven by George Michael..
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    06/22/09

    @WheatKing: You're back!
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    06/22/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Yea.. I did some bad things.. I crossed the line.. twice.. and had an intimate meeting with the burberry ban hammer.


    I've done my time..


    Now i'll be as productively unproductive as ever.

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    06/22/09

    @WheatKing: Well, it's good to have another Canadian Jalop.
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    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    1992 Lincoln Town Car: $2000; 125 Jalopoints®

    2009 Ferrari California: $200,000; 127 Jalopoints®


    Hey, just sayin'.

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    06/22/09

    @Tanshanomi: And I have no idea if there's cupholders in there. I'd guess there's no ashtrays.
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    Image of RPabellon RPabellon
    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    He bought a convertible just for the head room.
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    06/22/09

    @RPabellon: Triple-entendre FTW!
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    Do people still actually listen to this pervert's songs?
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    06/22/09

    @Flathead Smith: I can't say that I listen to any of his music, but Freedom '90 was a decent song, and most of his album Faith was listenable. If I had the CD, I'd probably throw it in the changer in the garage, and occasionally hear it as the 40 discs cycle through.
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    06/22/09

    @Flathead Smith: WHat is pervert about him? The fact that he had sex and was caught? Are you a nun?
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    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    Now that he's a bit Older, I have Faith that he can Move On, and enjoy his new found Freedom. He deserves One More Try at Spinning The Wheel.


    Hopefully he doesn't take A Different Corner too fast, or WHAM! another Ferrari is wrecked.

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    06/22/09

    @smalleyxb122: Smooth.
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    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    Last Christmas,

    You fell asleep at the wheel

    And the very next day

    They took your license away.

    (Took it away)


    This year

    To save you from walking

    You bought a Ferrari California

    (Stupid...)

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    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    What the hell is Ferrari gonna do with California? Whatever, they can have it- goddam Volvo-crushing dingbats.
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    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    And yet I'm sitting here wondering how this guy has any money for a brand new Ferrari.
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    Image of Velocitré Velocitré
    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    Why can't we return to rear-mounted mid-engined Ferraris? I need something that looks like a 512BB but handles well, too.
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    06/22/09

    @Velocitré: Right, because there's a real dearth of mid-engine supercars at the moment.
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    06/22/09

    @Velocitré: This is going to be a rear-mounted Ferarri.
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    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    Well, George Michael said it best himself:
    "There's a world outside your window
    And it's a world of dread and fear."
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    06/22/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Simon LeBon sang that line.
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    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    I heard his handbrake was a special-order.
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    06/22/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: lemmie guess....


    8===O

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    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    That's a long way from the staircar - hopefully he won't have to deal with hop-ons anymore.
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    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    Thanks for two back-to-back stories about celebrities I don't want to ever think about.
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    06/22/09

    In reply to George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California
    I thought this Ferrari was for girls?


    Nevermind.

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