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    NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    Oh man, poor guy died in a U-van?
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    Dead guy gets ticketed by NYC? They totally ripped off Castle from like a month ago (except I doubt they've got anyone half as dreamy as Nathan Fillion involved with this case).
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    Deadbeat.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    You can't fault the cops. Morales kept insisting, "I'm not quite dead yet!"
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    NYPD slogan idea: "Nothing gets by us!"
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    So I took the time to read the article and was quickly distracted by another article of interest to Jalops: The Incredible Megan Fox -- Then & Now

    (it's a slideshow, sorry for the threadjack)
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/05/09

    @TimTim: A Megan Fox threadjack is never inappropriate. But what the hell? Most of those pictures of her were terrible.
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    Image of qbanboi84 qbanboi84
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    I have yet to meet a cops that wasn't a complete idiot.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/05/09

    @Oz: And *CLANG* goes the irony.
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    06/05/09

    @Oz: When you're going to question someone's intelligence, it's best to make sure there are no grammatical, spelling, or, in your case, pluralization errors.


    I have met some intelligent cops, I like them, they let me go with a warning for doing 25 over because it's 2am and we're the only two idiots on the road and there's really nothing to hit.

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    I'm suprised! Mind you, replace "Ticket" with "Taser" or "Club", and that'd be right on the money.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    You mean they didn't use him for target practice, shove a plunger up his butt, then plant a gun on him? You're slipping, guys.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/05/09

    @Ash78: "Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get the fuck outta here"
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    06/05/09

    @Ash78: That treatment is reserved for slow weekends.


    I had forgotten about the incident to which you alluded, but my respect for the nypd can't really go any lower at this point anyway.

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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    06/05/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: Haha, damn, you beat me to it.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/05/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: omg. Grotesque, hilarious, and very likely considered as an option.
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    Image of e30 guy e30 guy
    06/05/09

    @Ash78: Now that deserves a heart clickey.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/05/09

    @e30 guy -->Now with avatar.: You hadn't heart clicked Ash yet? I just always figured it came with the membership here.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    06/05/09

    @Ash78: Get Sharpton on the phone.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    I am morbidly reminded of the Mythbusters episode where they try and fail to get the stink of death out of a Corvette.


    /shudders

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    Image of KTown_WhiteBoy KTown_WhiteBoy
    06/05/09

    @Jo Schmo: I had forgotten about that one, anyone remember how long they let it simmer?
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/05/09

    @KTown_WhiteBoy: I think it was just a month but I'm not sure.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/05/09

    @KTown_WhiteBoy: Two months in a hot container.


    That must have stunk like hell

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    Image of tts10driver tts10driver
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    Anyone notice the flies ?
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    06/05/09

    @tts10driver: Perhaps the Venture had much better weather seals than we all thought.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    When, exactly, was the guy discovered?

    I mean, seriously, you think that one of the fuckwits that wrote the tickets might have noticed that something was wrong when the guy was in the same position in the car that he was the first five times.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    06/05/09

    @pauljones: or the smell at some point. geez.
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    06/05/09

    @acarr260: thats just terrible...


    [bloodcopy.com]

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    Image of BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom BaconSandwich and the generic grey civic of doom
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    Now the real question is: Will they make his estate pay the parking tickets?


    Probably.

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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    06/05/09

    @BaconSandwich: Being New York State, I would be certain that his estate will owe on the tickets. In good times and bad, they want to wring every red cent out of us, to keep the bloated governments (state, county, local) going.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/05/09

    @BaconSandwich: That was my first thought, too. And hey, he was parked there--dead or alive, y'know?
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    No wonder New York has the distinction of having the worst drivers in the U.S. They let dead guys behind the wheel.
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    Image of jp182 jp182
    06/05/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: ayyyyy too early dude.
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    06/05/09

    @jp182: He died in early May. I think the grace period is over.
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    06/05/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: Funny, but yeah, a little too soon.
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    Image of KTown_WhiteBoy KTown_WhiteBoy
    06/05/09

    In reply to NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
    Was he in the driver's seat? I don't really see how you could miss that...
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    06/05/09

    @KTown_WhiteBoy: I don't get it either....that's really sad (and pathetic).
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    06/05/09

    @skaycog: What really doesn't make sense is that his plate didn't come up when he was reported missing. Remind me to never disappear in NY...


    Pathetic and sad, indeed. :(

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