George Michael Gets License Back, Buys Ferrari California

Remember when George Michael got so high he fell asleep behind the wheel? Well he's just gotten his driver's license back and celebrated by buying a 193 MPH Ferrari California. » 6/22/09 2:00pm 6/22/09 2:00pm

Wham! George Michael Allegedly Smashes Parked Cars

George, we think it's time to ditch the Range Rover. First the coppers nick you for sleeping behind the wheel, and now you've supposedly gone and crashed into the cars of the people of your Highgate neighborhood and then hightailed it. We'd suggest a 2CV, but we know what kind of luck Billy Joel had with one. How… » 4/18/06 8:38pm 4/18/06 8:38pm

The Jalopnik Morning Shift

• Meijer: A million reasons in a single store? No. A million and one. [Freep]
• Is VDub no longer interested in drivers? Well, "Safe happens." [German Car Blog]
• Jimmy Hoffa is going Japanese. We really don't think so. [Detroit News]
• Busted Ford Slogan #482: "Crash Ford First." [Seattle Times]
• We guess having… » 4/18/06 11:42am 4/18/06 11:42am