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    Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor

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    Image of sos10 sos10
    03/30/09

    In reply to Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor
    Much better deal than the original, and therefore less absurt.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    03/30/09

    In reply to Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor
    You are ALL WRONG!


    This is not a copy of a Rolls Royce. Heavens no!


    Clearly the love-child of a 300c and the ever so popular Mitsuoka "Galue" (Say that in the voice of James Earl Jones)


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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    03/30/09

    In reply to Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor
    As a kid, I had Kenner's SSP "Classy Crashers" with a white-on-red Continental Mk. III vs. a brown-on-orange Rolls. Pull the cord to spin the flywheel, then slam it into the nearest obstacle, causing the various parts to fly off. Here we are 35 years later, and Geely's rendered it in 1:1 scale...!
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/30/09

    In reply to Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor
    It looks like a 300C.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/30/09

    In reply to Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor
    The headlights look better than a Rolls's. That's about it.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/30/09

    In reply to Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor
    Oooooh, that's decadent. This would never fly in the Motherland!


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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    03/30/09

    @A f*cking player: In Soviet Russia, Phantom rips off you!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/30/09

    @A f*cking player: Hammer time!
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    03/30/09

    In reply to Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor
    Ah ha ha ha ha hahahahah ah ah.. ahh. aggh. AGGHH!!!


    So wrong, yet somehow entirely devoid of charm.

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    Image of .357 .357
    03/30/09

    In reply to Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor
    I don't approve of this at all. Rolls Royces are great cars and should not be copied. But, look at how fucking awesome the single backseat is. I mean, when you pick up a young lady (or man, I'm not judging) They can sit in your lap, instead of in a different seat. It would make getting chauffeured around a whole lot more fun.
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    Image of evilvocho evilvocho
    03/30/09

    In reply to Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor
    now, where do you put the high class imported thai hookers?? that car makes no sense at all...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/30/09

    @evilvocho: Under your feet, from what I see. Huge legrooms. For hookers.
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    03/30/09

    @evilvocho: The trunk.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    03/30/09

    @philibuster: I'm quite sure that's AFTER the ordeal, baht you raised a very valid point. Let's hope the boot is big enough.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    03/30/09

    @evilvocho:


    Looks to me like you have two storage areas for hookers...alive and dead.


    Dead ones in the trunk, probably room for at least 4 Asian hookers, and room for two live ones, one under each rear seat "armrest"


    The rear floor has room for another two, but you don't actually want them visible, of course...

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    Image of bzr bzr
    03/30/09

    @sub-$3K luxury rides are expendable: "It's ok! They're tagged! They're tagged!"
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    03/30/09

    In reply to Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor
    Pretty sure that's just a computer-rendered model...
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/30/09

    @bmoreDLJ: Geely GE! Geely GE!

    "It's only a model."

    Shhhhhh.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    03/30/09

    In reply to Geely GE Rips Off Phantom, Makes Room For One Imperial Emperor
    I love the lugg-jury single seat in the back. It looks like a Japanese toilet.



    It's so...capitalist.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/30/09

    @bzr is too lazy to come up with something clever: In Nagasaki! They like buk...


    Oh, that's water.

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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    03/30/09

    @bzr is too lazy to come up with something clever: Say, how did you get your Japanese super toilet to do that? Mine in the hotel absolutely refused to perform such shenanigans unless my ass was firmly planted on the seat.


    I'm jealous of the fun you had with that photo.

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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    03/30/09

    @bzr is too lazy to come up with something clever:

    In Soviet Russia, toilet pees on you...!
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    Image of bzr bzr
    03/30/09

    @evoCS-now with 100% more free time!: I wish that was my photo. From Wikipedia:


    "The toilet has a pressure sensor in the seat and stops operating within a second if the pressure is taken off, so this was a tricky shot (pressing down the seat base by hand and removing the hand just in time for the picture. And, boy did I make a mess on the floor until I figured out to put the trashcan underneath). The picture shows the water jet for cleaning the Vulva, with the pressure set to medium. The same nozzle uses different openings at a higher pressure (with the same setting of the pressure control) for cleaning the anus."


    I'm glad somebody was willing to make such a sacrifice for The Free Encyclopedia That Anybody Can Edit.

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