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    BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle

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    Image of stuntdriver stuntdriver
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    nearly 700hp!! nuts!! Gelandedragster!!!
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/19/09

    @Stuntdriver: And enough torque to flatten out the Rocky Mountains.


    Or, alternatively, to change the Steppes of Russia into the Gentle, Wheelchair-Friendly Ramp of Russia.

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    So, this is cool, but a hopped up Hummer would be a suck-ass nature-killing machine for shitheads with small dicks and a taste for babies. Right?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/19/09

    @beercheck: Now you're catching on. This has heritage, man!
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    I can think of more interesting things to do with the money. No matter what this thing costs. Even if it costs just 2 bits.


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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    This totally re-writes the book on off-roading...

    ...mainly by just editing out any references to off-roading.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    FINALLY! This is just the thing Lord Farquaad has been waiting for
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    OK, last try here.



    Sorry, had to do it. This car is so damn goofy looking with those lights.


    I also feel bad for you if you got the 'inside joke' about this pic.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle


    Sorry, had to do it. This car is so damn goofy looking with those lights.


    I also feel bad for you if you got the 'inside joke' about this pic.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    02/19/09

    @Plecostomus - A monument to failure: FUCK!
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    02/19/09

    @Plecostomus - A monument to failure:


    THIS was what was supposed to go there the first time... >_<

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    It looks bored.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    Why do you keep doing this to me?
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    They shoulda called it the "Shortbus" instead.
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    Forgot to mention: 6 mpg
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    @bertone77: 6 gpm /There, fixed that for ya
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    From the ePRS (patent pending):


    Brabus has risen the G-Wagon to new heights of off-road awesome by putting a Brabus SV12 S engine based on the V12 Biturbo found in the S600, but bored and stroked to 6.3L.


    Larger turbos and intercoolers, along with side-dump exhaust were all added to get as many horses out of this engine while still meeting Europes killjoy emission standards.


    All this means 700 hp at 5100 RPM with peak torque of 973 lb-ft at 2100 RPM. 0-100 km/h is 4.3 seconds. Top speed is limited to 150 mph, but if you bribe us we can remove the limit and you can cruise at 163 mph. This ain't your mom's Explorer.


    You can roll on dubs for the baller look you have been after.


    Other enhancements include upgraded brakes so you don't kill yourself driving off the lot. We also put some new body pieces on for extra snazziness, but not too much like those Renntech guys.


    Inside you get a new speedo calibrated up to 175 mph, a new steering wheel, and real leather seats.


    Brabus G-Wagen...Please drive (ir)responsibly.

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/20/09

    @engineerd: I've posted two pics of this car in the last week,then as if by magic a story of it appears. Imagine that.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    Wow, it sure looks optimistic.

    Staring up at the sky instead of the road ahead. Just like its drivers.
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    Image of Electro Gyrocator Electro Gyrocator
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    Awesome! Now I can get to the mall even faster, so I can circle it and look cool for longer! And my maid, Juanita, will finally have enough torque to get all the groceries home from the store when I send her!
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    @LamerX - This is an 81 Honda! How Dare You!: You let your maid drive to the store?
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    02/19/09

    @engineerd: I make make mine walk, even in the snow.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    @acarr260: Me too. Sometimes I'll give her a radio flyer to help haul things home with, but only if she doesn't complain when I take the muzzle off.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/20/09

    @engineerd: Your maids actually complain? Mine have learned over years of Pavlov-like abuse and fear to keep their mouths shut. That, and I never take the muzzles off.
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    02/19/09

    In reply to BRABUS G V12 S Biturbo: World's Most Powerful Consumer Off-Road Vehicle
    Is it looking for Superman?


    Also, what I wouldn't give for a DOTS car about now.

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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    02/19/09

    @Bumblebee: I've had the shakes since Tuesday. Saturday will be here soon... just keep repeating that to yourself.
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    Image of Mokers Mokers
    02/19/09

    @Bumblebee: Couldn't have said it better myself.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    02/19/09

    @Mokers: I totally agree, even though I actually like this G. I mean, somebody was going to do this eventually.
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