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    VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009

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    Image of 85_GN 85_GN
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Top 10 searches on straightashelldude.com:


    1. 2010 Camaro

    2. F-150

    3. Lambos with scissor doors

    3. GT-R

    4. Audi R8

    5. Concept Camaro convertible

    6. 1987 VW Jettas

    7. Hummers in green

    8. Trailblazer SS

    9. Harley-Davidson special Edition F-150s

    10. Vintage Camaros

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @85_Grand_National: God bless the Mk2 Jetta.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @FuzzyPlushroomanyte: Seriously, I've known two people who owned an '87... both male, both straight, both at least mildly gearheads, and both have owned multiple VWs on either side of that one.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Just proves everybody wants a Maser 4-por
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    I've been thinkig about this for a while now. Do you think that a big hot rod flame job on your car could be considered advertising?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: A large, flaming, hot rod on your car? Not at all.
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    Image of Jim-Bob Jim-Bob
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Where is the Asexual autos website? You know, the website for people who don't give a damn about sex one way or the other? I smell prejudice here!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @Jim-Bob:


    -Toyota Camry

    -Chevrolet Impala

    -Buick Lucerne

    -Toyota Avalon

    -Lexus ES

    -Honda Accord

    -Ford Taurus

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    The 2010 Volkswagen Golf: No really, it's our wider stance.
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    Image of Tier 5 royal, the Manic King Tier 5 royal, the Manic King
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Apparently gays don't know anything about car models.

    There is no Audi A-3 (it's A3), and Mazda us just Mazda3.
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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    04/23/09

    @Manic King of Corinthia: And straight people are utterly flabbergasted by grammar.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/23/09

    @Matt Hardigree: It's the first thing I look for in a woman.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    When Clarkson said all the Cocks had left BMWs for Audis, I'm afraid things got misinterpreted.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Curiously absent: Louis Vuitton CLK.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/23/09

    @smalleyxb122: I was about to rebut that with "gays have taste", but the Yaris... eugh.
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    Image of DonLuc DonLuc
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Why are all these cars compact and suppository shap... *oh, haha...I get it!
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    Image of BigHarv BigHarv
    04/23/09

    @DonLuc: Well, that and everything but Cadillacs could be described as 'suppository shaped'
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @BigHarv: My Volvo 240 would hurt like a sonofabitch.
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    Image of Gearhead's Garage Gearhead's Garage
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    WHERE THE HELL IS THE PREVIEW BUTTON???
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @Gearhead's Garage: PhotoCOTD.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Next article please... what about Bold men most wanted car list? Or left handed ? Or Korean undergraduate students?

    Whatever, what is the point of this kind of lists? Who cares?
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    Image of Unregular Unregular
    04/23/09

    @sos10: why do you care enough to comment? what is the point?


    do you post "who cares" on every post YOU don't care about?

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    Image of sos10 sos10
    04/23/09

    @Unregular: You completely missed the point. It is not that I don't care about this post, but I don't care what gays or anyone else prefer to drive.
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    04/23/09

    @sos10: oh, and haven't we had the same post last year?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/23/09

    @sos10: Bald men: Corvette, Corvette, F-150, Corvette...
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    Image of cchannel BLT cchannel BLT
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    No wonder the VW Routan tanked.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/23/09

    @cchannel: It tanked because it was a piece of shit, actually, but this is probably a secondary reason.


    I almost typoed that as "sexondary", explain THAT one...

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Well let's see:


    First you go to the showroom, where a guy with too-white teeth and a nice suit sweet-talks you and then screws you over.
    Then you go to the parts department for some rubber floormats and the guy there rams an overcharge down your throad and then screws you over.
    Then you come back for an oil change and the service advisor pisses all over you, and then takes you in the back where a guy in blue coveralls uses a bunch of terms you don't understand and then Fs you in the A.


    Sounds pretty gay to me.


    I don't know why VW appeals to Lesbians as well as Gay Men(<-note jalopnik's capitilization), but maybe they play Indigo Girls in an endless loop in the showroom.

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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Yes! My Miata didn't top the list!


    /looks at other car in driveway.


    Fuck.

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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    04/23/09

    @The Archduke of Gundo: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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    Image of GDUB GDUB
    04/23/09

    @The Archduke of Gundo: As a heterosexual i am always sad to see the miata on the list. great roadster so the gays like them woopdeedo.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/23/09

    @GDUB: Exactly. So they have taste. Who cares. Go take some corners.
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    The one stand-out vehicle on the list is the Maserati Quattroporte

    Interesting, on the list I see a Maserati GranTurismo but no Four Doors...
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