Watch Dozens Of Cars Crash On Iciest Hill Ever

First, watch this video from yesterday out of the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania neighborhood of Squirrel Hill, as cars fly out of control down an icy hill, crashing into hapless parked cars below. Then be happy you don't live on this hill. » 1/19/11 8:30am 1/19/11 8:30am

Naked "King Of The World" Gets Thrice Tased On LSD Bender

Tourists and residents of Big Coppitt Keys, Fla., had their early Sunday morning activities interrupted by a naked man running in traffic chanting "I'm king of the world!" Would you be surprised to learn his coronation involved LSD? » 1/17/11 3:30pm 1/17/11 3:30pm

Virginia DMV Condones Beating, Not Eating Children

The Virginia DMV wouldn't let this guy keep the world's greatest license plate, which jokingly advocated Virginia "EAT THE" kids first. But hitting your kids? Apparently, the DMV doesn't mind its residents being portrayed as enthusiastic child beaters. » 1/13/11 1:00pm 1/13/11 1:00pm

Pilot Stops Plane for Family of Murdered Child

What's this? News from an airport that doesn't make you want to vomit blood in outrage? Finally. A man stuck in airport security gridlock could say goodbye to his dead grandson when his flight's pilot refused to depart without him. » 1/13/11 10:00am 1/13/11 10:00am

Talking On Your Cell Phone Could Make You Drive Safer

Moves to bar drivers from using cell phones have been driven by the mantra that a phone-holding driver is as dangerous as a drunk one. However, a new study found cell phones may actually keep some drivers safer. Here's how. » 1/12/11 12:00pm 1/12/11 12:00pm

I Fought The DMV To Keep The World's Greatest License Plate

This is Garth Yeaman, the 30-year-old who valiantly struggled to keep the world's greatest license plate from being destroyed by Virginia's humorless bureaucracy. He lost the battle, but he's not giving up the war. We interviewed him. Here's his story. » 1/07/11 3:45pm 1/07/11 3:45pm

This Is Not Ice

Texas authorities were forced to close part of the Houston Ship Channel Tuesday after 250,000 gallons of beef fat spewed out of a shore-based storage tank. That's right — what you see isn't ice — it's gelatinized beef fat. » 1/06/11 1:00pm 1/06/11 1:00pm

This Woman Blamed "Xanax Shortage" For Crashing Into Bike Cop

67-year-old Lorraine P. Levine of Arlington, Texas attempted to mow down a police officer directing traffic at the funeral for a recently slain police officer yesterday. Her excuse? She halved her dosage of Xanax that morning. » 1/05/11 2:10pm 1/05/11 2:10pm

Virginia DMV Revokes World's Greatest License Plate

A man in possession of the world's greatest license plate has lost his battle with the Virginia DMV, who ridiculously claim it encourages oral sex with kids instead of just cannibalism. Here's their predictably unfunny response to the funny plate. » 1/04/11 4:34pm 1/04/11 4:34pm

The Ten Best Cars To Have Sex In

Teens in the '20s referred to cars as "struggle buggies" because they were ideal for humping covertly. A century later it's still true. With the help of our flexible readers, we've identified these ten best cars to have sex in. » 1/03/11 11:00am 1/03/11 11:00am

What's The Best Vehicle To Have Sex In?

A survey of 1,000 Brits found 54% say they've attempted sex in a car, but less than half rated their auto-erotic exploits enjoyable. Obviously. Who would enjoy acrobatics in a Daewoo Lacetti? Which raises the question — what's better? » 12/31/10 11:30am 12/31/10 11:30am

Watch An Icy 20-Car Pileup As It Happens

One might think that residents of Colorado Springs, Colo., might be among the most experienced in the country when it comes to winter weather driving. This video of a 20-car pileup Thursday afternoon as it happened suggests otherwise. » 12/31/10 10:30am 12/31/10 10:30am

Take The Ridiculous Chinese Driving Test

Drivers in China have a reputation for being both awful and crazy, but could you pass this ridiculous Chinese driving test? Find out below. » 12/30/10 1:30pm 12/30/10 1:30pm

Xzibit: "Pimp My Ride Made Me Broke"

Alvin Joiner, a.k.a. Xzibit, a.k.a. recursive Internet meme guy, owes nearly $1 million in delinquent federal taxes. His excuse for not paying them? The cancellation of Pimp My Ride. Seriously. » 12/29/10 4:30pm 12/29/10 4:30pm

How GM Almost Lost The Corvette Trademark By Using Wikipedia

In 2008, Jim M. Sweeney sought to register the trademark CORVOLTTE for "electric vehicles, namely, automobiles". General Motors opposed registration saying it would cause confusion with its mark CORVETTE. Through laziness, GM almost lost their trademark by using Wikipedia. » 12/27/10 3:45pm 12/27/10 3:45pm

Preston Tucker Died 54 Years Ago Today

The car maker of the future, Preston Tucker, died 54 years ago today at the age of 53. Famous for his forward thinking Tucker Torpedo, Tucker produced only 51 cars before his company folded to negative publicity and government scrutiny. » 12/26/10 12:30pm 12/26/10 12:30pm

The Secret Of The Classiest Parking Lot Of All Time

Generations of Detroiters used to park themselves under the jaw-dropping ornate plasterwork and opulence of a downtown movie palace called the Michigan Theater. Today, it's where they park their cars. Ironic, considering it was built atop Henry Ford's first workshop. » 12/21/10 9:00am 12/21/10 9:00am

Ten Cars That Won't Get You Laid On A First Date

Some guys have game like they read the directions. Others have cars so junky even hobos wouldn't sleep in them. With your help, we've assembled this list of ten cars that will never get you laid on a first date. » 12/20/10 11:00am 12/20/10 11:00am

The TSA Let a Loaded Gun Get on an Airplane

A man accidentally brought his loaded .40 caliber gun onto an airplane. He didn't know he had it. Neither did the TSA, who completely missed it during its scan and allowed that plane to fly. Apparently, this happens a lot. » 12/19/10 4:34pm 12/19/10 4:34pm

Ten Unlikely Car Owner Stereotypes

When we asked you yesterday to identify popular car stereotypes, it went beyond the usual "panel van owners abduct children" nominations to an even stranger place. So, weirdos, here are you ten most obscure car owner stereotypes. » 12/17/10 11:00am 12/17/10 11:00am