The Top 122 Lemons of the 24 Hours of LeMons Texas

The third race of the '10 LeMons season took place at MSR Houston last weekend, and we witnessed an impossible Taurus SHO victory, four rollovers, two MGBs, and our first Renault Le Car racer. » 2/27/10 1:00pm 2/27/10 1:00pm

Would You Believe These Cars As The Top Five: Neon, SHO, Rabbit, Grand…

E30s? Miatas? Supras? Forget 'em! With Day One of the '10 Gator-O-Rama LeMons in the books, the standings are dominated by a group of cars that brings tears of joy to our eyes! » 2/20/10 11:00pm 2/20/10 11:00pm

Heartbreak: Index of Effluency-Dominating Le Car Gets Upside Down

We spent the day watching the Crewe Le Pew Renault Le Car buzzing around the track. No black flags, no mechanical problems. Sure, it was incredibly slow, but it had the look of a survivor. Then: disaster! » 2/20/10 10:15pm 2/20/10 10:15pm

Bring a SR20DET-Powered SE-R To LeMons, Get 9,200 Penalty Laps

We see this all the time during the BS Inspection: team can't get their shit together to finish their LeMons racer in time, so they bring their "real" race car and ask to be allowed to drive it. » 2/20/10 2:00pm 2/20/10 2:00pm

Race Begins, Total Metal-Crunching Madness Ensues

The race started two hours ago, and I've been so busy dispensing Texas-style justice that I've only now had a chance to break out the computer for a quick update. » 2/20/10 12:30pm 2/20/10 12:30pm

Gremlin, Le Car, and a Bunch of E30s: Texas-Style BS Inspections

With 120, or 140, or whatever the number of entries at the 2010 Gator-O-Rama 24 Hours of LeMons, we're totally beat. Here's a gallery of what we saw today. » 2/20/10 12:05am 2/20/10 12:05am

24 Hours Of LeMons History Lesson: The Winner's Circle, 13 Races In

Whether your team is considering a run at the overall win or the Index Of Effluency at the 24 Hours Of LeMons, it helps to know which cars have had success in the past.
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For reasons we don't quite grasp, some fans are more interested in the car that takes the…

The 24 Hours Of LeMons Gator-O-Rama 2009 Über Gallery

I've finally finished putting together all the photos from the 2009 24 Hours Of LeMons Gator-O-Rama race, so it's Über Gallery time once again! There's a gallery for each and every Texas LeMons racer here. » 3/22/09 10:00pm 3/22/09 10:00pm

The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Gator-O-Rama Über Gallery: The Japanese

Japanese cars made up nearly half the entries at the Gator-O-Rama, with 44 out of 95 vehicles coming from the Co-Prosperity Sphere. Miatas, Celicas, and RX-7s galore, of course, but that wasn't all. » 3/22/09 9:00pm 3/22/09 9:00pm

24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Gator-O-Rama 2009 Über Gallery: The Americans

As you know, American-made vehicles took four of the top five places at the 24 Hours Of LeMons Gator-O-Rama, and the Stars And Stripes flew proudly over the Index Of Effluency winner as well. » 3/22/09 9:00pm 3/22/09 9:00pm

The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Gator-O-Rama Über Gallery: The Europeans

As always, there was no shortage of BMW E30s at the last LeMons race, but we also saw representatives of British Leyland, German subsidiaries of the Detroit Big Three, and a whole squadron of Saabs. » 3/22/09 9:00pm 3/22/09 9:00pm

The Top 95 Lemons Of The Gator-O-Rama 24 Hours Of LeMons

For the first time ever, Detroit iron dominated a 24 Hours Of LeMons event, with American-built machinery taking four of the top five positions (if you consider a California-built Corolla to be American-built, that is). » 3/04/09 10:30am 3/04/09 10:30am

And The Winner Is... The Formula M For Mullet Mustang!

While a Neon has won a 24 Hours Of LeMons race before, no real American car has ever triumphed... until today! Yes, the mullet-wig-wearing gentlemen of the Formula M For Mullet Mustang have won! » 3/01/09 7:30pm 3/01/09 7:30pm

Are They Breakin' Parts In Texas This Weekend? Does An SHO Taurus Eat…

Clutches will fry. Engines will overheat randomly. Homemade wiring harnesses will melt down. Honda racers are going to blow head gaskets and throw rods. BMW E30s will develop undiagnosable electrical problems. » 3/01/09 1:00am 3/01/09 1:00am

Studs & Spurs, Mime Your Crime: LeMons Penalties Enlighten, Modify…

It's way too hectic around here to sit down and describe in any detail the cruel enlightened new penalties we've created for the 2009 Texas Gator-O-Rama, but we've got a little gallery for your enjoyment. » 2/28/09 6:45pm 2/28/09 6:45pm

Guess The 24 Hours Of LeMons Lap Totals, Win Fabulous Prizes: Opel GT…

Since the main Index Of Effluency rivalry at the 24 Hours Of LeMons Gator-O-Rama is the Opular Dependence Team Israel Opel GT versus the Frogmasters MGB-GT, let's see how well y'all can guess the laps! » 2/28/09 9:00am 2/28/09 9:00am

No Fat Shiksas: Opular Dependence Opel GT Is Now Team Israel

Sometimes it happens that a 24 Hours Of LeMons team earns a punishment that involves a change of identity, and Team Opular Dependence set the stage for their name change the night before prerace inspections. » 2/28/09 8:00am 2/28/09 8:00am

A Long, Long Day Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Inspections Is Over, More To…

The last time the 24 Hours Of LeMons came to Texas, around 70 cars made it onto the track. This time the total comes to more like 100 cars, which means endless BS Inspections. » 2/28/09 12:00am 2/28/09 12:00am