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    Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    Has anyone nominated this idiot for a Darwin Award?


    I'm too tired to read thru all the posts...

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    Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was starred Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/02/09

    @Turbineguy: Well, since he lived, and I've heard nothing about him being rendered sterile by the fire, I don't think he's eligible.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    At least it wasn't a Pinto.
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    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of scottcom36 has Weekday DT's, Weekend OD's scottcom36 has Weekday DT's, Weekend OD's
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    The woman probably climbed out the window because the child safety locks were activated, making it impossible to open the door from inside. [74.125.93.104]
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    scottcom36 has Weekday DT's, Weekend OD's was starred scottcom36 has Weekday DT's, Weekend OD's was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/02/09

    @scottcom36 has Weekday DT's, Weekend OD's: They don't put those on two-doors, for fairly obvious reasons. Thanks for playing, though. Your link even says they're not available on soft-top models.
     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Village_Idiot: Village_Idiot:
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    That wasn't me! Why do idiots always get a bad rap?
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    Village_Idiot: was starred Village_Idiot: was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/02/09

    @Village_Idiot: Jalopnik Gold Member: For what it's worth, you're the smartest Idiot I know.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    This just in:


    In order to prevent idiots like this from killing themselves and others, the government is looking into a law regulating the flammability of motor fuels.

     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    Struck a match? Sure, whatever dude. You might as well just come out and tell the world the truth:


    You're flaming gay and it was just your presence that caught the gas on fire.


    See, now you don't sound so stupid. Plus, there's nothing wrong with that.

     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    I'm not worried about America's huge debt,

    I'm not worried about America's war on terror,

    I'm not worried about America's environment,

    I'm not even worried about every big firm going bust,


    But I am worried about these fools.

     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    Got Marshmellows?
     Reply
    SigmundTheSeaMonster was starred SigmundTheSeaMonster was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    I like my TV LOUD, my beer COLD, and my idiots FLAMING.
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    04/02/09

    @Jo Schmo; Gold Member:
     Reply
    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/02/09

    @Jo Schmo; Gold Member: Ah, the John Waters episode. Probably in my top 20, if I had a top 20.
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    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/02/09

    @SirNotAppearing- Cash 4 JalopGold!!: dude I can't unsee that!


    so I counter with

     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    04/02/09

    @Jo Schmo; Gold Member: Ummm... you win.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    Do you suppose his buddy was making inflammatory remarks?
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    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of avconsumer2 avconsumer2
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    Mr. Darwin would find this comical.
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    avconsumer2 was starred avconsumer2 was unstarred
    Image of Jakuub Jakuub
    04/02/09

    @avconsumer2: Mr. Darwin would find this depressing. Once again the process he investigated and helped define is being usurped by our society - the idiot lived.
     Reply
    Jakuub was starred Jakuub was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/02/09

    @Jakuub: Seriously! Do any other species try to save the idiots from themselves? I think not...
     Reply
    Six Flags Over Tomsk was starred Six Flags Over Tomsk was unstarred
    Image of SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R) SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R)
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    /Marlon Brando voice/

    I love the smell of idiots burning in the morning...

    Smells like... Victory.
     Reply
    SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R) was starred SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R) was unstarred
    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    04/02/09

    @SlowMo: um... that was Robert Duvall of such fine films as 'Bullitt' (he was the taxi driver)
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    vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in was starred vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    Maybe he couldn't tell the difference between a Geo Tracker and a Ford Escort.
     Reply
    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/02/09

    @Leeeeena the Barkeep: Nice recall!
     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of mkII mkII
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    maybe we do need a "Fool of the Day" tag after all.
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    mkII was starred mkII was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/02/09

    @mkII: That won't work for one simple reason: there are way too many. There are already 2 today, and it's far from over.
     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    04/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Catches Self On Fire At Gas Station
    Another argument for diesel. At least until some old lady slips and falls on the nozzle spillage.
     Reply
    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
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