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    2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    "the shear rabid awesomeness"


    "Shear" = to cut.
    "Sheer" = unmixed/unqualified.


    Mind you, that stupid thing is sure to shear off some rich buffoon's body parts before too long.


    Pass the jellied nightingale's tongues and absinthe.

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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    Does anyone know where I can watch that Top Gear Caparo clip?
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/13/09

    @Bumblebee: Yeah,here...
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    layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    02/13/09

    @Bumblebee: Also catching fire & burning racing driver Jason Plato on Fifth Gear...
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    My local DMV might differ on the definition of 'Street legal'. They'd probably have a collective aneurysm. Which would also work, now that you mention it.


    I would, however, have to move way out into the country, to a house with a heated garage, and at the maximum possible commuting distance. We would need to have a serious discussion about its cup holder count before I sign.

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    Image of Feds Feds
    02/13/09

    @Van Sarockin:


    So you've never heard of a CamelBack?

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/13/09

    @Feds: Not for my triple tall skinny mocha half-caff lattes.


    Oh, yeah, how hard will it be to plug my TV into the utility socket?

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    Image of X3SoB X3SoB
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    Love the Lancia Stratos in the Prive' site's gallery, but what is that weird blue car in the previous thumbnail?
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    02/15/09

    @X3SoB: This one?
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    I'd like to crash this party like so:


    "Hey, caparo your car?" (say it really fast)
    "Yes, of course"


    Proceed to "borrow" car.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    I thought this was the World's fastest performance supercar?


    And didn't this try and also kill Clarkson? Or was that Hammond? Geez, it's getting tough to remember what's trying to kill who on TG these days.

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/13/09

    @graverobber: Murilopnik Weekends mean I can cut back on th...: It looks like the car version of this...
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/13/09

    @layabout now with V8 power:


    You are so going straight to hell for that picture.


    Think happy thoughts....think happy thoughts...think Megan Fox...

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/13/09

    @pauljones: For the love of god, don't turn that picture over.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/13/09

    @pauljones: I got a little red "X".


    But I shall continue to think of Megan Fox anyhow.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/13/09

    @Deartháir: just think of her in a green one piece thong
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/13/09

    @Jo Schmo *Now with 30% more obscure references: And in need of a Brazilian
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/13/09

    @pauljones: I went straight for Charlize...


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    Image of Feds Feds
    02/13/09

    @engineerd confused n00b:


    You can not beat a hot girl with Daddy issues.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/13/09

    @graverobber: Murilopnik Weekends mean I can cut back on th...: Brazilian Reporter?
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/13/09

    @Deartháir: No, even he's not that hairy.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/13/09

    @Feds: Well, you could, but my mom taught me not to.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    I can see why they chose to paint it such a bright color...I mean, how else would you be able to find your car in the Wal-Mart parking lot?
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    Rather have an Ultima with the Z06 engine...
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    How could a design that looks so good from the front go so horribly wrong in the back. It's like the designer had some sort of seizure half-way through penning it, but his ego prevented him from making any corrections. "No, it's supposed to look like that."
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    I nominate "readily deadly" as the Ned Flanders quote of the day
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/13/09

    @Jo Schmo *Now with 30% more obscure references: I want that in a sticker to put on my supercharger...
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    Image of Feds Feds
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    Too much roof and body work. All you need in a road car is this:



    Provided you already own this:



    and this:
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/13/09

    @Feds: A-FUCKING-MEN.


    Give me four wheels and an engine and I will entertain myself all weekend.


    Or until I kill myself, whichever comes first.

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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    02/13/09

    @Feds: I prefer either of these as headwear in the Cooper.
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    Image of Feds Feds
    02/13/09

    @joshman:


    I agree in principal, but it snows up here, so the touque is necessary. As are a quality pair of stringback driving mittens.


    @Deartháir:


    As soon as I get my type3 sold, I'm building a road legal single seater. Which reminds me: Anyone in the market for a '68 VW fastback?

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/13/09

    @Feds: Yes. Yes. Yes. The Caparo teases at being an open wheel car, but its not. Its like those girls with the tramp stamp who are really wholesome.


    However, I would just throw on a pair of cheap sunglasses and let me hair fly!


    @Deartháir: That's why I want to build a go-kart. With a little Honda 4-banger. I will probably kill myself, but I will die happy.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/13/09

    @Feds: Hmmmmm. '68 VW Fastback, you say?


    Because, really, a Corrado just isn't quite enough VW-related heartache and misery...

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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/13/09

    In reply to 2009 Caparo T1 Launches At Salon Privé
    Still the fastest road legal car to go around the TG track,downside is you'd get grounded on speed bumps.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/13/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: If you hit a speed bump, you wouldn't have a car.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/13/09

    @pauljones: Or testicles.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/13/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: WHO NEEDS 'EM! FULL SPEED AHEAD!


    Wait... no, I like my testicles. Power back! POWER BACK!

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/13/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: Again, I would rather have a Se7en for a tiny fraction of the cost, and, what, less than a second's difference in performance?
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    Image of NewbiusMaximus NewbiusMaximus
    02/13/09

    @Deartháir: I'd like an Ariel Atom myself. Or at least a car that doesn't light me on fire or have pieces fall off when somebody stares at it funny.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    02/13/09

    @NewbiusMaximus: Or an X-Bow.


    Mmmm. Boosted Audi engine and DSG. I know, it's not quite as fast, but it is one sexy, mean looking little fucker.

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    Image of TR3-A TR3-A
    02/13/09

    @layabout now with V8 power: The downside is that the local police will station a black-and-white at your house and alert the 'copters every time you even try to leave. You chirp the tires even once and they will grab you and rendition you. The cheif will then buy your car at the police auction for $5. No, he won't run it in the 24 Hours of LeMons.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    02/13/09

    @TR3-A: They already have one...
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