Do not mess with a mama bear trying to get her cub. Do not do it. Even if there's a cute baby bear hanging from your garage door's rails, swinging above your Audi Allroad, hoping to avoid your barking dog. Do not do it.

The curse of poor spelling afflicts so many, and yet provides entertainment for so many more. Without it, would there ever be such a thing as a racist garage door? [Reddit]

A Danish garage door company is offering Toyota owners a 20% discount on new doors if their car unintentionally accelerates into the old one. Sure beats free zip ties and "precision" metal chiclets. [CopyRanter]