<![CDATA[Jalopnik: Gallery]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: Gallery]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/gallery http://jalopnik.com/tag/gallery <![CDATA[ Eurospares Sells Wrecked Supercars, Oh The Humanity ]]> The idea of dropping a mint condition 6.2 L Lamborghini V12 into a mid-engine Vegamino is pure sex, but in order to get there, a supercar must die. How are you going find such a donor? Well, Eurospares seem to be just the place to find those tasty morsels of fine Italian delights. Absolutely wonderful for modern car pickers, but it's damn horrifying to see a burned out 1967 Ferrari 365 GT or the shell of a Maserati 3500. Clicking through the inventory is an exercise in exclaimation: Nooooo! Awesome!

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Wed, 07 May 2008 13:20:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388033&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mercedes Watches SL63 AMG with Edition IWC ]]> Confirming that all Mercedes SL63s are driven by middle-aged men with inferiority complexes and shiny foreheads, the new Edition IWC comes in an exclusive shade dubbed "Designo Magno Kashmir." Confident in our manhood, we'll just call it white and put the IWC Grosser Ingenieur watch it comes with up on eBay to fund some stickier tires. Continuing the camp approximation of manliness, the limited-to-200 drop top comes with a variety of carbon trim options and big wheels, to compensate for the necessity of taking the pale blue pills, which, come to think of it, would be a much more appropriate color.


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Wed, 07 May 2008 13:00:00 EDT Wes Siler http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388054&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ferrari 308 GTB Rally Car Built By MAT ]]> We've never heard of the Scandinavian speed shop Makela Auto Tuning, but we want to be their best friends. These guys are rally and exotic car aficionados of high order, and loving documentarians of their craft. As such there are over 200 images on their site of the transformation of a run of the mill Ferrari 308 GTB into a rip-snorting FIA Group IV spec rally machine. Our only question is why this package wasn't on the options list for the 308? [MAT Project Page] (Thanks Ed)

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Wed, 07 May 2008 09:40:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387981&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jalopnik's BMW 633CSi ]]> Somewhere on the road between Project Car Hell and the Jalopnik Fantasy Garage is a place known as reality. And since today is apparently BMW 633CSi day, we thought we'd share what our reality is. This is my personal '83 633CSi. It's not quite old enough to be a real classic, and it's certainly not new enough to be a rational daily driver for most people, but I like it just fine. Yes, it may be from the malaise era, complete with huge diving-board bumpers, but it still manages to look fantastic, particularly in this shade of Delphin Grey. Though that's not to say it's a perfect car.

Now, I wouldn't consider myself too biased towards Bavarians of this vintage, but I have owned a few of 'em. I've had this one since autumn, and it's actually my first 6-series. Without a doubt the E24 633CSi is stylish, but it's certainly not as involving to drive as an E30 325is, as easy to powerslide as an E28 535is, as rare as an E23 732i, or as economical as an E30 325e. But you do get the feeling that you're in something slightly more special than a standard Bimmer. So a good buy then? Well I paid $2500 for this one. It's got a couple little issues, like non-functioning gauge lights, brakes that feel absolutely wooden, and wipers that always get tangled up on each other, but it's also fairly rust-free for a Michigan car, and is a somewhat rare 5-speed manual. But to be honest, I had no intention of buying it when I went to go look at it. The problem was... I looked at it, and kept looking... staring at it as the setting sun turned the ambient light around it into a spectrum of red and orange gently bouncing off that glorious grey paint. Call me a sucker, but it was just too damn pretty.

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Tue, 06 May 2008 18:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387817&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ PCH, Upscale BMW Coupe Edition: 1967 2000C or 1984 633CSi? ]]> In another setback to French dreams of displaying the All-Time Eternal Project Car Damnation MegaTrophy (which turns into a pile of red powder within a few weeks) at the top of the Eiffel Tower, the hybridized British Leyland machine obliterated the Peugeot diesel in yesterday's Choose Your Eternity poll. The endless battle between PCH Superpowers Britain, France, and Italy will hold a cease-fire today, as we're so inspired by the beauty and coke-dealer-style original price tag of this morning's PCH car that we have no choice but to fill your garage with the sulfurous fumes of two gorgeous- yet maddeningly complex- Bavarian machines today.


Back in 1967, many of those hankering for a German performance car usually went for the Porsche 911 (priced at about $5,900) or maybe the Mercedes-Benz 250SL ($6,500). But what about the BMW 2000C, which could be purchased for a mere $5,000 and offered handling and style galore? Not many chose the BMW, which means they're quite difficult to find these days. Think you need to settle for a ho-hum 2002 for your vintage BMW project, with its easy-to-find parts and vast network of enthusiasts making your character-building Hell Project more of a laziness-inducing Mildly Challenging Project? Nein! We've managed to find this 1967 2000C (go here if the ad disappears) for you, and the price is a very reasonable $1,500! There's a big problem you'll need to solve right off the bat with this one- it's an automatic transmission-equipped car- but it "runs good." And that's all the seller sees fit to share with the world. There might be rust. There might be missing parts. The interior could be home to a boiling hive of Botswanan Urethra-Seeking Fire Millipedes. Who can say? Just imagine yourself behind the wheel of this baby after you've ditched the slushbox for a 5-speed and squeezed every last rampagin' Bavarian pony out of the engine!

Those old BMWs are cool, but they just weren't expensive enough when new. With great expense comes great complexity, and you got both in spades with the BMW E24 6-series cars. Malaise be damned, even the 70s 6-series cars were big and fast, and they looked mean. Some folks are scared off by them today, what with their rep for expensive repairs and hard-to-find parts, but we know you're willing to march right into the flames and claim your new car: this '84 BMW 633CSi (go here if the ad disappears). We hardly dare mention the price, since it must be a typo. Really, a car that sold new for the equivalent of 84 grand in 2008 dollars can't possibly be selling now for just... $800! And look at it- not in bad shape at all (well, at least the parts that you can see in the photos). Unlike the 2000C, this one comes with a manual transmission, but it's sort of on the broken side. The seller also claims it needs a fuel pump ("needs fuel pump" is often Car Seller-ese for "something maybe involving the fuel system isn't working right"). There's a certain lack of clarity surrounding its running-versus-nonrunning status, with the seller mixing past and present tense in the not-so-enlightening statement: "Yes it runs,and ran perfect." So, bad transmission, fuel system woes, "very little" rust, runs or maybe ran... there's so much to like about this car, and what a price! You should be able to get it back to showroom condition in, what, a couple of weeks? Sure!

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Tue, 06 May 2008 17:20:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387465&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Polish Homebrew Tractors In German Gallery Show ]]> Lets say you were trapped in communist-era Poland and needed to do some farming. Waiting for The State to provide you an unreliable proletarian tractor was out of the question. Because, after all, you wanted to be able to actually grow the grain that would get transformed into the wodka that would make your life bearable. So what did you do? Why, you built your own mechanized tiller of the soil, of course. That's just what enterprising farmers did in the pre-Solidarity days. The results of their homebrewed engineering have been cataloged and assembled in a new exhibit at the Zak Gallery in Berlin. "Machines," true to its title, is an exhibit of just that: the contraptions Joe Poland put together in the totalitarian past—and may still use to get things done.


Often cobbled together from bits and pieces of other machines, these things are obviously workhorses, even if they aren't pretty. Some even contain bits from scrapped war machines. We though the Soviet era Belarus pops picked up a while back was crude, but this kind of raises (lowers?) backwoods ingenuity to a whole new level. Bravo, oppressed Soviet Bloc agrarians! [via We Make Money Not Art

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Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:00:00 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=351694&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Gallery Time: 2006 Antwerp Classic Salon ]]>

Yep, sad to say, we missed the 2006 Antwerp Classic Salon in Belgium earlier this month (well, we can't be everywhere, yet — mwahahah). But lucky for you, the secret, mystery Belgian autoblogger and photographer known only as Dijivy was there with a camera, and something previous civilizations knew as "film." It's a novel approach to taking pictures, we know, but those ancients may have been on to something.

More at Flickr

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Drag Night in Dubai [internal]

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Fri, 17 Mar 2006 08:43:19 EST Mike Spinelli http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=161204&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jalopnik Gallery: 2006 Detroit Autorama ]]> Our photographer on the scene at this year's Detroit Autorama, James LaMoreaux, never met a beer belly he couldn't shoot around. Check out his renderings of this year's show ponies, and the various notables on hand, like Sponge Bob Squarepants, Dora the Explorer, Ben "Congressman Cooter" Jones and Butch "Eddie Munster" Patrick. Academy Awards who?

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Mon, 06 Mar 2006 06:59:11 EST Mike Spinelli http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=158503&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Drag Night in Dubai ]]>

Drag night in Dubai is like an all-you-can-eat buffet at Chanterelle (non-NY residents insert high-priced restaurant of your choice here). Relatives of the ruling Al-Maktoum family, and other well-heeled souls, dispatch an army of flatbeds to cart in their Enzos, Carrera GTs and SLRs, like so many '71 Novas at Englishtown. Lines of Ford GTs, Ariel Atoms, tuner Cayennes and Callaway Corvettes snake from parking lot to drag strip, forming what could be the most expensive lineup since the Monaco Cow Parade. Plus, one guy with a Honda S2000 and a digicam to record the whole business for the rest of us. [Thanks to Christo for the tip.]

Sex came to the drag strip!Enzo,Atom,SLR,CGT!, Get some fresh underwear handy!!! [S2Ki]

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MTM's Polished Audi A8; Mercedes SLR-Powered SLK: Overcompensating Much? [internal]

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Tue, 25 Oct 2005 11:32:46 EDT Mike Spinelli http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=133011&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hello Rusty Cars: A Flickr Gallery ]]> rusty_cars_gallery.jpg

Notwithstanding the desires of rusty-car fetishists, whose off-hours habits we don't want to even want to think about thank you, rusty-car galleries are kind of a hoot. They're like short historical tragedies, whose narratives are internal and often evident only to the viewer. This one, on Flickr, is more than 1,000 stories strong, most of them starting with, "Once upon a time, long before undercoating..."

Rusty Old Cars / Pool [Flickr]

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Ex-squeeze Me?: Parking in Japan [internal]

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Fri, 07 Oct 2005 15:01:33 EDT Mike Spinelli http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=129830&view=rss&microfeed=true