Don't tell these guys about Hokey-Spokes. They're for bicycles but I'm sure they could be easily modded for cars. You can program all sorts of weird-ass designs and even text. My Coupe Z wheels are all going to say, "PAH!!!" as I roll down the street missing the rear-bumper.
I seem to be missing something.. $400 for four multi-colored led flashlights that you point at your rims.. Where's the remaining 380 dollars worth of merchandise? #gadgets
@Ben Wojdyla: like, automatically? Well godddammit, that's worth it then! That is some high technology. After all, auto-retracting car antennas have only been around since what, the early 80's?
What potential cotomers really need is a metal spike that extends forwards from the driver's headrest, and another one rearwards from the steering wheel. #gadgets
I could see this in an application that you need to light the tires as you inspect or change a flat...but I agree ...FAIL.
Along with that HORRIBLE advertising, scrolling, voting panel truck that was driving up Street Rd some nights ago. Motion, video and light on a panel van, moving??? If I were a cop, I issue 4 moving violations and my nightstick hidden in the lowest sphincter... #gadgets
I'm surprised at how shamlessly tacky it is. Some arm sticking out of your wheel well, that you clamp on like those cheap lighter-socket-powered LED spot lights for your interior (popular among those with burned-out instrument cluster lights).
Something at least somewhat technologically impressive would be LEDs built into the wheel, with a tiny built-in generator and IC to light it up when it's moving to tell people how big a douchenozzle you are. Something like this fan.
But no, this is some low-tech piece of trash, no more interesting than illuminated windshield washer nozzles. #gadgets
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[www.hokeyspokes.com]
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What potential cotomers really need is a metal spike that extends forwards from the driver's headrest, and another one rearwards from the steering wheel. #gadgets
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Along with that HORRIBLE advertising, scrolling, voting panel truck that was driving up Street Rd some nights ago. Motion, video and light on a panel van, moving??? If I were a cop, I issue 4 moving violations and my nightstick hidden in the lowest sphincter... #gadgets
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But really, just another tacky and tasteless car mod.
Sorry MotionLites, I'll keep my cash in my pocket and you can keep your flash off of my ride. #gadgets
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I can't wait to break them off of the first car I see. #gadgets
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Wheel lamps: wire cutters.
Spiners: Both hands on the end of the propeller. One foot on the hub. Pull propeller towards you. Walk away.
Disclaimer: Don't do the above. #gadgets
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Why is it cool technology, like LED's, get molested by common people.
I point to the Internet as a second example. HID headlights is a third. #gadgets
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You only have 22s on you Delta 88?
Here in Oakland, its 26s or nuthin! #gadgets
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Always fuckin' up my oversized stoopid -huge wheels. #gadgets
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I'm surprised at how shamlessly tacky it is. Some arm sticking out of your wheel well, that you clamp on like those cheap lighter-socket-powered LED spot lights for your interior (popular among those with burned-out instrument cluster lights).
Something at least somewhat technologically impressive would be LEDs built into the wheel, with a tiny built-in generator and IC to light it up when it's moving to tell people how big a douchenozzle you are. Something like this fan.
But no, this is some low-tech piece of trash, no more interesting than illuminated windshield washer nozzles. #gadgets
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[jalopnik.com] #gadgets
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