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    Image of powermatic powermatic
    11/19/09

    In reply to Build Your Own Handmade Cadillac Coupe DeVille Watch
    Clever, but you'd better be Johnny Depp if you think you can get away with wearing it.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/19/09

    In reply to Build Your Own Handmade Cadillac Coupe DeVille Watch
    Damn. Shoulda' kept that one piece from the Cimarron.
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    Image of Joe-Btfsplk Joe-Btfsplk
    11/19/09

    @beercheck:
    No problem...I got plenty of Cimarrons....jus' waitin for for the market to shoot up!
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/19/09

    In reply to Build Your Own Handmade Cadillac Coupe DeVille Watch
    Neat idea, but an odd mix of aesthetics. I can't quite wrap my head around it. I like the aesthetic of the past-its-prime symbol of luxury, but the bondage themed strap loses me. I'm also a bit of a watch snob, so the cheap quartz movement turns me off, but that could be easily upgraded to a mechanical, or at least a better quartz movement pretty easily.

    Lose the strap, use a higher quality movement, and it would make a bitchin' pocket watch.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/19/09

    In reply to Build Your Own Handmade Cadillac Coupe DeVille Watch
    I can't believe the human race has sunk this low...

    /indefinite face-palm
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/19/09

    In reply to Build Your Own Handmade Cadillac Coupe DeVille Watch
    I'd get it one piece at a time
    And it wouldn't cost me a dime
    You'll know it's me when I come through your town
    I'm gonna ride around in style
    I'm gonna drive everybody wild
    'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    11/19/09


    @Pessimippopotamus: beat me to it. BTY, That car was built.
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    Image of quayzar quayzar
    11/16/09

    In reply to Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why
    Out of the entire list I only have cruse control. I guess I could count GPS but I only use it twice a year for the traffic information when I drive up to New York or down to North Carolina. Also it's only in my car when I plan to use it. In any case I am proud to have so little in common with this list.

    I'm surprised remote door locks aren't on the list. I haven't seen anyone without one that isn't driving a rental car in years. #cartech
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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    11/14/09

    In reply to Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why
    Gee, I always thought automatic transmission was an American thing, and that people who drive stick were euro-trash cheese-eating surrender monkeys. #cartech
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    Image of Rockford Brodie and the Masters of the Hooniverse Rockford Brodie and the Masters of the Hooniverse
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why

    So what does the "divide by zero" button do? #cartech
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    Image of Mr. M Mr. M
    11/14/09

    @Rockford Brodie and the Masters of the Hooniverse: That's a picture of a BMW steering wheel. As part of BMW's efficiency efforts, a new system has been included which leverages a captive improbability matrix to achieve near-infinite fuel economy. This new InfiniteDynamics technology can be activated with a simple push of that button.

    However, it should be noted that, in testing, the resulting infinite improbability sometimes turned the driver into a peach. But, BMW's technicians are aware of the issue and are working to resolve it as soon as possible. #cartech
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    11/14/09

    @Rockford Brodie and the Masters of the Hooniverse:
    The possibilities are infinite...

    /math nerd #cartech
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    Image of Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy
    11/14/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: No, the possibilities are undefined. #cartech
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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    11/14/09

    @Rockford Brodie and the Masters of the Hooniverse: That's the warp drive. #cartech
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    11/15/09

    @Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy:
    Well, okay, I took some asymptotic poetic license... ;-) #cartech
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    Image of quayzar quayzar
    11/16/09

    @Rockford Brodie and the Masters of the Hooniverse: Not to lick the last cupcake of fun but 1/0 is on and off in binary. #cartech
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why
    My car has none of these features, thank goodness.

    Oh, and why can't people knee drive with a stick shift? Pfffttt, rookies! #cartech
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    Image of Xelmon Xelmon
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why
    Out of all of these, CC, 4WD, tow hitch, and maybe a sunroof are the things that I see having a point.

    DVD? Leather? F-that, it's gonna get screwed up anyways!

    And automatics? Ich... #cartech
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why
    The kid's pointing a remote at the DVD player! It's right fucking there! RIGHT THERE! Reach a little farther ya little shit! Farther!

    God DAMN I can see why Americans are getting fat lazy and stupid the GODDAM DVD PLAYERIS RIGHT THE FUCKT THELRE;\

    GETTING PISSED CANT TIPE. #cartech
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    Image of aurora40 aurora40
    11/13/09

    @Elhigh: The screen is right there. Who knows where the actual player is? #cartech
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/14/09

    @aurora40: You have a point. But not enough of one for me to retract anything I've said. If the DVD player stops working, there's a low-power emergency backup system that works as long as the sun keeps burning: books. #cartech
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    11/14/09

    @Elhigh:
    You're overlooking the fact that many TV and DVD functions can ONLY be accessed via the remote(s). #cartech
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why
    I have only the ones I want, so 4/10.

    An electrically, not vacuum, actuated cruise. It's bitchin', even though it's 15 years old, and I've used it more in the 9 months I've had this car than in all the cars previous, all of which had vacuum cruise, combined.

    Leather seats. Kinda requires A/C in most climates, but nice. I likes early-80's GM velour benches, but only if I'm feeling like captain of said yacht.

    Sunroof...mine now requires a hand to help it close, or tilt up, and I'm fine with that. Wish it were glass, not metal, but hey, it's a sub-$3K car...it works, I'm happy.

    Automatic...kinda required for my screwed up left leg, so.... At least mine is sans lockup converter, so one less piece to fail.

    In-car nav?! Nice, but my Garmin is easily updated, and when new features appear, I'm not stuck in 2002 (like with my wife's RX300). This kinda makes me 5/10, but it's not attached.

    I wish for "air conditioned" leather seats in my next ride.

    Wife's car is 7/10, which is fine by me. Don't know anyone who'd use DVD in the rear seat, don't know enough people, period, to have a third row, and I didn't want that ride to have a trailer hitch.

    One last thing...while I have interval wipers, and the OEM 86% coverage single wiper blade, Mercedes engineers, rain intensity is variable and interval speed should be, too.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why

    The most important feature unfortunately car mfs don't offer is this. For all the people that annoy me in my car. #cartech
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why
    The press has conditioned me to be shocked there was nothing about an iPod-related feature in this list. #cartech
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    Image of BadIdea BadIdea
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Most Important Features Car Buyers Want And Why
    Two smart-ass comments regarding your list:

    Cruise control was invented for three reasons - Nebraska, Iowa, and South Dakota.

    If you've never had your kid get car sick and barf up an Arby's Chicken Bacon & Ranch sandwich, you will never appreciate a leather interior. #cartech
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    11/13/09

    @BadIdea: Both extremely valid points. #cartech
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    11/13/09

    @BadIdea: Florida, too. #cartech
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    Image of BadIdea BadIdea
    11/13/09

    @Ben Wojdyla:

    Thanks, Ben! #cartech
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