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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    07/23/09

    In reply to The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
    It's Used Cars meets the A-Team. How can I resist?
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    07/23/09

    In reply to The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
    A low-brow version of Glengarry, Glen Ross.

    Could be good.

    The dye-pack made me chuckle...which means I've overdone the Breakfass Scotch®.
     Reply
    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 07/23/09 12:03 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of huevosrancheros huevosrancheros
    07/23/09

    In reply to The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
    Jeremy Piven does Glen Gary Glen Ross...looks good
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    acarr260 promoted this comment huevosrancheros was starred huevosrancheros was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/23/09

    In reply to The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
    This movie looks like it will be hilarious. Jeremy Piven is a riot. Which reminds me- did Turtle from Entourage ever figure out how it is that Seth Rogen can get laid?
     Reply
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    07/23/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Always like Piven. Entourage was his peak for me, so far anyway.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli promoted this comment FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was starred FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    07/23/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: I agree. It's definitely his best role by far.
     Reply
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    07/23/09

    In reply to The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
    How is it that Jeremy Piven was almost bald in Singles circa 1992 and he's got hair now?
     Reply
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    07/23/09

    @Maxichamp:

    Have you ever actually checked you're spam msg folder? Will answer a lot of questions.
     Reply
    mytdawg promoted this comment FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was starred FTGDWolverineEdition'09 was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    07/23/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: Viagra and fortunes from Nigeria cure hair loss?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/23/09

    @Maxichamp: A combination of Rogaine and Cocaine will do a man good.
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    07/23/09

    @Maxichamp: Man, that scene from Singles where the guy is buying the pregnancy test? Excellent scene. And I concur, Piven seems to be reverse-aging. Which is apparently possible in Hollywood.
     Reply
    Brimful of Ash on the 78 was starred Brimful of Ash on the 78 was unstarred
    Image of Log1c Log1c
    07/23/09

    @Maxichamp: He's almost bald in PCU...
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    07/23/09

    @pauljones: If you want it to sprout
    You just massage in your scalp
    Rogaine

    If you want flowing locks
    Just grab the gold and black box
    Rogaine
     Reply
    Brimful of Ash on the 78 was starred Brimful of Ash on the 78 was unstarred
    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    07/17/09

    In reply to Bentley Driver Tells Us How They Really Feel

    Bentley drivers must have a sense of humor. Guess the cause ribbon on the side of this one:
     Reply
    SeanKHotay was starred SeanKHotay was unstarred
    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    07/17/09


    @SeanKHotay:
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    SeanKHotay was starred SeanKHotay was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    07/17/09

    In reply to Bentley Driver Tells Us How They Really Feel
    It's difficult to feel for a guy who is driving a Bentley, but remember this: This guy probably lost more money in that scam than you or I will likely earn in our lifetimes.
     Reply
    smalleyxb122 was starred smalleyxb122 was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/17/09

    @smalleyxb122: And the money he did lose could have been invested in legitimate businesses giving capital to hire people, develop new products, etc.

    All the "let's hate on the rich" crap is sickening.
     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    07/17/09

    @smalleyxb122: It's not hard to feel for a guy driving a Bentley if his previous car was a Bugatti.
     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/20/09

    @Mobius_1000_Club: Yes, it is.
     Reply
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    07/17/09

    In reply to Bentley Driver Tells Us How They Really Feel
    Oh, right. That must be the Bentley that Downe Jones is always going on about down at the club.

    I say, the boys are just sick of hearing that story about how difficult it is to locate those spilled blood diamonds that got lost in the plush carpet mats.
     Reply
    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Braff Braff
    07/17/09

    In reply to Bentley Driver Tells Us How They Really Feel
    Iz in my bentlees effin mai doff
     Reply
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    07/17/09

    In reply to Bentley Driver Tells Us How They Really Feel
    It's Bernie's son, Fonsie, right?
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    Al Navarro promoted this comment Number_Six was starred Number_Six was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/17/09

    In reply to Bentley Driver Tells Us How They Really Feel
    Can't we all just get along?
     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    07/17/09

    @engineerd misses Uncle Pete:
    "..Can't we all just get along..?"

    No. Next question.
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    Edited by DoctorNine at 07/17/09 4:55 PM DoctorNine was starred DoctorNine was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    07/17/09

    @engineerd misses Uncle Pete: No. Blame Xenu.
     Reply
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    07/15/09

    In reply to Hoveround-Bound Obese Woman Takes Trip To BK Drive-Thru
    Guh. This brings out the worst in me.



    ...ideas like some kind of mandatory boot camp when you're that bad.



    If you're 350-400lbs and using your scooter to buy fast food, you're in serious need of some lifestyle adjustment.



    In the end, it's probably cheaper for society to foot the bill to help someone like that get their sh~t together than to pay for the long-term costs of their obesity.



    Problem is...lines of thought like that really don't go over too well in implementation.
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    Image of therealmusashi therealmusashi
    07/16/09

    @Mad_Science: I have this crazy idea that society neither foot the bill for "treatment" OR long-term costs of their obesity. It's a revolutionary new concept called "personal responsibility."



    Long ago, in a simpler time, Americans knew what that meant.
     Reply
    therealmusashi was starred therealmusashi was unstarred
    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    07/16/09

    @therealmusashi:Yes, I obviously believe Fatty McWheels should take matters into her own pudgy hands. Unfortunately, it's obvious she's not willing or capable of doing so, so now what?



    I'm a pragmatist.



    The law requires no one be refused for emergency care.



    Frequently, the poor and unhealthy wait until treatable conditions (I'm thinking diabetic ulcers) become emergency issues.



    Unless you want to change emergency care laws to allow people to die in the waiting rooms because they can't afford care, we, collectively, are going to pay that bill.



    Even without universal coverage, the losses on the uninsured are currently paid by the Fed and built into the fees the rest of us pay to medical providers.



    Emergency care is almost always more expensive than prevention. So, if I'm going to get stuck paying part of someone else's bill, I'd rather pay the smaller one.
     Reply
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    07/15/09

    In reply to Hoveround-Bound Obese Woman Takes Trip To BK Drive-Thru
    Is it true they have a fleets of these in Walmart so fatties can go shopping?
     Reply
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    07/16/09

    @LandofMinos, I took the O out of Cuntry: Yes, it is true. I have bore witness and been apalled.
     Reply
    Plecostomus [Tyrrell] was starred Plecostomus [Tyrrell] was unstarred
    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    07/15/09

    In reply to Hoveround-Bound Obese Woman Takes Trip To BK Drive-Thru
    I try not to laugh at fat people. But seriously, she deserves it. Plus, my tax dollars probably bought that hoveround for her.
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    Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was starred Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was unstarred
    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    07/15/09

    @Schm wishes he could bring back the funny. .: I didn't even think about that. All of these scooter manufacturers advertise "We're so confident, if Medicare doesn't approve you, we'll give you your chair for free!" Yeesh.



    So, in the words of the great Nelson Muntz, "HA HA!"
     Reply
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    Image of thunder; now eta-powered thunder; now eta-powered
    07/15/09

    In reply to Hoveround-Bound Obese Woman Takes Trip To BK Drive-Thru
    Yo mama is so fat, she takes one look at the Burger King menu and says, "yup, that'll do."
     Reply
    thunder; now eta-powered was starred thunder; now eta-powered was unstarred
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