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    A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    01/06/09

    In reply to A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
    Not the first time a burning sensation has resulted from a blonde and cigarettes.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/06/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon: Golf...um...clap.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    01/06/09

    @Ash78: nice one.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    01/06/09

    I suppose you weren't refering to "desire"...@boosted-lego-wagon:
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    Image of Stitchopoulis Stitchopoulis
    01/06/09

    In reply to A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
    It could be diesel.


    And as a counterpoint to the "putting a cig out in gas" stories, one time a guy was smoking a cigarette at the gas station a few blocks down from me when I was about 8. 8 is really the perfect age to see an explosion like that. Old enough to really appreciate the enormity of the fireball and shockwave, young enough not to worry about how dangerous it is.

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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    01/07/09

    @Stitchopoulis: I am aware that I am being a dork, as well as missing the point, but the Lada Samara has never been offered with a diesel engine in any market. Although with hands like that, an engine swap is probably a piece of cake.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/06/09

    In reply to A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
    How dare she take that gas can from Lil Jon's friend. She probably stole it and is hiding behind a car with all that crunk juice.
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    Image of biminitwst biminitwst
    01/06/09

    In reply to A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
    She's SOOO fukin' hott!
    So she's a bit lacking in the brains dept. Big deal.
    Smart women will hurt you.
    Pretty women will...
    Well, they're pretty.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    01/06/09

    @biminitwst: What about and smart pretty women?
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    Image of Elvis left the building but I'm still sitting here... Elvis left the building but I'm still sitting here...
    01/06/09

    In reply to A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
    mehhh, man hands.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/06/09

    @Elvis left the building but I'm still sitting here...: That was my first thought too.
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    01/06/09

    In reply to A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
    "World's most obvious Improvised Explosive Device (IED). Easily detected and avoided by the straight female and gay male infantry. Straight male and lesbian soldiers suffer high casualties, however..."
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    01/06/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Hmmm, Lesbian Soldiers, now there's a fetish that may not have already been explored on Fleshbot. Semper Fisting!
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    01/06/09

    @graverobber: Bravo for "Semper Fisting".
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    01/06/09

    @graverobber: An older, drunker, less Canadian version of De...:

    A quick search of an Adult DVD retailer (for whom I have written DVD reviews) turns up plenty, like Puss 'n Boots, a partial synopsis of which reads:

    "...Her comrades-in-arms are lusty misfits too. Bobbi is a sly conwoman who gets her kicks by ordering soldiers around. Nora is a nasty babe who delights in girl/girl fun. Terri and Sandy sneak off to fulfill their own passions whenever they get a chance, and April is just trying to keep her nose out of the mud. Yes, Puss is in action, mobilized and ready... the bawdiest hijinks this side of Fort Dix!"



    Porn leaves no scenario unexplored...
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    01/06/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Brings new meaning to the term Fox-hole. Or maybe not . . . I'm so confused.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/06/09

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Just the idea of "Puss 'n Boots" is pretty awesome.
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    Image of deluser, running from omar deluser, running from omar
    01/06/09

    @graverobber: An older, drunker, less Canadian version of De...: Rule 34
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    01/06/09

    @deluser: Very nice rule 34-ing! High five!
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    01/06/09

    @smalleyxb122: Agreed. If there was a Nobel Prize for Blog Commenting, that'd be one of the leading candidates fer sure.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/06/09

    In reply to A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
    There was a time in college in the ~2000 era where ALL the girls were wearing those backless shirts when they went out. It sounds like it would be attractive, but it rarely was. Because the girls who could "pull it off" were not in great shape, they were just emaciated. It was like a scoliosis exam in a dance club.
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    Image of Brian Brian
    01/06/09

    In reply to A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
    Is it just me or is she giving that gas can a "happy ending?"
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    01/06/09

    @Brian B: She encouraging the can to pour, she apparently hasn't figured out that there's that cap under the screw-on nozzle.
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    Image of Zach Collins Zach Collins
    01/06/09

    In reply to A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
    I can tell you... from experience... a lit cigarette WILL NOT light gasoline on fire. It's a shame, really.


    Perhaps she did the same experiment I did, and knew that she'd be safe.

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    01/06/09

    @Zach Collins: I, too, have extinguished a cigarette in an open container of gasoline. I don't know that I'd trust it to not ignite every time, but the risk is far less than one might imagine.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    01/06/09

    @smalleyxb122: It's not the liquid that's dangerous. When you squeeze the sides of the container, enough vapor mixes with air to create a combustible mixture that poofs out the schnozzle. Then your hair gets singed. And don't be wearing an old nylon baseball cap. They melt on your head. Yes, I have seen it.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    01/06/09

    In reply to A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
    Look, any woman that has hand technique like that . . . I could learn to live with the smoking and the potential immolation.
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    Image of Saboth Saboth
    01/06/09

    @graverobber: An older, drunker, less Canadian version of De...:


    I dunno, looks like the 5 finger death grip to me. "2,002 psi and rising sir!" "My god, she could pulverize forged steel!"

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    01/06/09

    @Saboth: Yeah, but what a way to go!
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    Image of Germanautoaddiction Germanautoaddiction
    01/06/09

    In reply to A Blonde, Her Cigarette And A Gas Can
    Why does her shirt look like that?
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    01/06/09

    @Germanautoaddiction: Because in Belarus, women's shirts are always half off.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    01/06/09

    @Germanautoaddiction: She has it on backwards.
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    Image of c0de c0de
    01/06/09

    @Germanautoaddiction: it's a normal backless top ! you wouldn't know because american women are too fat to wear something like that.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    01/06/09

    @Germanautoaddiction: It got burned off the last time she filled up a car.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    01/06/09

    @c0de: Too fat to wear it doesn't stop them.
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