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HoonThatFerrari
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
CUSTOMER: "Hello, I'd like to buy a Peepee."
SALESMAN: "Come again?"
CUSTOMER: Yes, I saw your adverp in the colour supplimenp, and I'd like to inipiape the purchase of a Bipper Peepee."
SALESMAN: "OH! You mean a Bipper Teepee!"
CUSTOMER: "Yes. I'm sorry, I can'p say the lepper 'P'."
SALESMAN: "You mean 'T'?"
CUSTOMER: "Yes - righp. Ip's all from a prauma I suffered when I was a schoolboy. I was appacked by a bap."
SALESMAN: "You mean you were attacked by a bat?"
CUSTOMER: "Yes, a bap!"
SALESMAN: "Can you say the letter 'D'?"
CUSTOMER: "'D'? Oh yes, of course... dog, dark, Dapsun, Deproip Michigan..."
SALESMAN: "Well, then why don't you say the letter 'D' in place of the letter 'T'? It's phonetically closer than 'P' - people might understand you better."
CUSTOMER: "Bipper Dee-Pee... you know, yer righd.... never occured do me! What a silly cump!"
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quayzar
10/17/09

@HoonThatFerrari - Once Again w/Star - Always on the Edge, Baby!: Ah, yes #peugeotbippertepee
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skierpage
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
Peugeot Bipper Tepee vs. Mazda Bongo Friendee !!
The Worlds Dumbest Name deathmatch is close, but the Peugeot is ahead by the length of its bulging lips.
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MushyHeirloom
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
There's a nose that ComutaCar fans can get behind.
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brandegee
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
This Bipper Tepee exhibit will open Friday at the Isuzu Giga Light Dump and Mysterious Utility Wizard Memorial Museum of Delightfully Crappy Car Names.
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LuciferV8
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
At least they gave the dumb name to an ugly car.
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Cheeseslap
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
Excuse me, is that a Bipper Tepee or are you just happy to see me?
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Elhigh
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
If damaged, it will have a Bipper Tepee boo-boo.

If there's a leak, it's Bipper Tepee caca.

Say it often enough, and it sounds like Steve Carell shouting during Bruce Almighty outtakes.

I'll hold out for the Bipper Tepee Turbo Cabriolet-Caravan Combi.
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bugattatra
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
absinthe is a hell of a drug...
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tonyola
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
Rock, sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Bipper.
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Tanshanomi
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
But, hey, I dig the car. Name, not so much, but the car—yea.
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GreenN_Gold
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
Tepee, or not Tepee...that is the question Peugeot should have asked themselves before they named this thing.

62.8 mpg is impressive for a small van, though.
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devilock138
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
what did the stressed out wigwam say to the teepee?
We're two tents.
badump psshh...I'll be here all week, remember to tip your bartender
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Six Flags Over Tomsk
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
Surely they picked that name to make it more competitive in the Japanese market, where "Bongo Friendee" and "Toppo BJ Wide" are considered perfectly normal names for small peoplemovers.

(Yes, those are both real vehicle names. Look 'em up.)
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that ain't the way to have fun, son
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
They didn't name it Moxie Crimefighter, though...

/likes the very talented Penn Gillette, but that's just mean to name your daughter
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bmoreDLJ
10/14/09

In reply to New Peugeot Bipper Tepee Has World's Dumbest Name
The Fiat version has a much cooler name: Fiorino.

...I can haz Chrysler version?
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FTGDWolverineEdition'09
10/14/09

@bmoreDLJ: Called....the Auburn Hillso?
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