Just like a real life separation, she (Toyota) splits and comes out on top, while he (GM) gets f**ked by the system and loses (or is that looses?) everything!
Well, if GM's offerings from this partnership weren't punishment for not buying one of GM's many gas-guzzlers and crappy "designed in Detroit" scheiss-kisten, this might have gotten more of an outcry than is evident here.
For a moment I thought Matt wrote snips not "ships."
My wife just told me she wants to have more kids. I can always have a reversal later right? Active discussions regarding potential future production continue...
Toyota may look nice, what with boobies and all, but she is a really boring lay and lumpy in places you wouldn't expect. Sure, she has a reputation as being reliable, but lately her bones have been rusting and brittle. People still want to get with her, though, which I will never understand.
@engineerd hates hydrogen leaks: Sex every wednesday and saturday has its advantages, compared to that one wild week in Mexico followed by years of nagging and taking half your money.
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Don/t you feel like cashing out
And breaking us in two
You don't build the cars that I sell
And I can't build them all that well
Always something breaking us in two
You think that I'm not viable alone
But dont you feel like breaking out
With models of your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I never said that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
Say two cars can be built as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that wont be too much fun for us
While it's oh so hard to sell our cars
Its hard to sell yours, too.
Could we build together if we tried?
Maybe we could blend our makes
For each others sakes
Maybe we'd last one more cycle
Maybe then we'd sell a few
Always something breaking us in two
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You know how I know you're gay?
/Ok, I'll go back to 2005 now
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Crap, did I say that out loud?
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