My Dad who has a sales job and drives ~40k miles/year, went from supplying his own ride(usually something 5-7 years old he would dirve into the ground, recent examples, MkVII, MkVIII, S-Blazer, Lincoln Continental) to driving a company Dodge Caliber. I think he would prefer an ice cream truck. Not to mention he took a big pay cut because he doesn't get the mileage reimbursement now.

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2nd easiest way to get a free ride:
-move to Canada
-claim refugee status

3rd easiest way to get a free ride:
-shoplift
-get caught

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Or Lexus HS250's. But then again, wringing the living daylights out of even a Lexus might be entertaining. Maybe.

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One lonesome day, while walking along a desperate stretch of byway, it happened to start raining. Not wanting to be caught out in the elements, I quickly pulled my hoodie up over my head and began to hail a taxicab in a most-ghettoriffic way. Now, to my surprise there was no usual Crown Victoria threaten to flatten me as it jumps the curb to get closer to me. No...just an old Lincoln Town Car. It pulled up slowly to the curb and as the window went down, I saw a burly mustache greet me: "I can give you a ride, sonny. I saw you walkin' out here the rain and I felt sorry enough for you to give ya a lift". I took stock of the man: his graying mustache dominated his features and obscured his watery eyes, almost to hide his weak features. With one last look at his, I sighed and said "No. Fuck that shit, I'm not meant for your people chili, you sick fucking bastard".

Fin.

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