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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    I wonder if you get a test drive before you buy... Gotta find out if that dog will hunt ya know.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    Wranglers in the night, we need some rubber. These tires aren't right, let's try some others...
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    I wonder if either have 'lockers'....
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    Let's try this again.



    The picture isn't current, but that's okay. The Jeep is shiny, clean, and damn if she doesn't seem to have all the gear for some serious offroading.



    I poked fun at her before, but you know what - she's a Jalop. She likes to drive, she likes her ride, and she knows what she's about.
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    Image of pres pres
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    Should I email her and tell her the happiness is all just a big facade? Everybody always looks happy out in public (I know I did) and it's mostly because most people refrain from arguing in front of others. I say most because none of you have known my insignificant other(s).



    So, it's kind of like a little mini-vacation from the hell that is living with a lunatic. In her circle, everyone behaves since they don't want to be jettisoned out of the Jeeps and into a rocky crag with a swift kick.
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    Image of domino domino
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    300 proposals?!

    maybe i should rethink my unlimited casual sex, no kids, rides in a 3er, woodward avenue condo, 24h nurburgring/spa/le mans package deal.
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    Image of .357 .357
    07/14/09

    @domino: No, that sounds a lot better than marriage.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    Sorry, but no thanks.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    I think she's cool. There's definitely someone out there for her, possibly even somebody here!



    Good luck, to you and the Jeep.



    Oh, and getting married does get rid of that O'Very.
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    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    Dear Seller

    How are you doing? i saw your advert on the craigslist and i am interested to marriage, i will request you to withdraw the add from the listing so that i will send to you the marriage certificate for the signing, hence i would like you to send to me your full contact informations as follows:



    YOUR FULL NAME (AS TO BE WRITTEN ON CERTIFICATE)

    YOUR FULL CONTACT ADDRESS

    YOUR CITY

    YOUR STATE

    ZIP CODE

    YOUR MOBILE NUMBER



    I will be looking forward to receive the requested informations, regards to the shipping, my forwarder will come for to pick you up when you confirm the clearance of the signature on the certificate.

    Thanks for your co-operations

    Regards
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    Why is it that every time I see this woman I think of this:



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s



    That's no woman. That's a man, baby!
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    07/14/09

    @engineerd: Hmmm, funny you say that. I think of this.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    "Just overnight she got 20 more emails, all interested in Kelly and her YJ..."



    Why does that sound perverted to me?



    I say good for her. I can't fault a jeep fan, especially one who likes offroading enough to make it an essential part of her next relationship.
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    07/14/09

    @weatherman: "Um, what's a YJ?" "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    Why am I picturing Marisa Tomei standing on that porch stamping her foot?
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    Image of FormerlyPreferredCustomer FormerlyPreferredCustomer
    07/14/09

    @mytdawg: It certainly doesn't have anything to do with the picture of Ms. O'Very.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    07/14/09

    @FormerlyPreferredCustomer:



    @poodfoison:



    Nice simulpost... I can't talk. I've put up a couple of desperate ads in my time. I don't get many responses though. Maybe I'm not doing it right. Maybe it's the "Rotten Bastard seeks Codependent Psycho Bitch" part that drives them off.



    Nah, that couldn't be it.
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    Image of FormerlyPreferredCustomer FormerlyPreferredCustomer
    07/14/09

    @mytdawg: As someone who dated (more than?) his share of Codependent Psycho Bitches way back in the way back, I don't think you need to advertise for that. They seem to have a way of finding you.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    07/14/09

    @FormerlyPreferredCustomer: I figured if one was self-aware enough to respond that it would be at least an improvement over the standard issue PB.
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    07/14/09

    @mytdawg: There's no need to specify, you'll get a codependent psycho bitch.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    07/14/09

    @Potatosw✭tter: Maybe I could put up my 250,000 mile conversion van for pity sex. Not much of a van but I'm not expecting much in the way of sex.



    "Free beat up old conversion van for pity sex. Spent too much money on project car hell and can't afford hooker or pornography. Will throw in a tank of gas for repeat performance or if you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Send picture if interested."



    Now the next question, is that considered barter or prostitution?
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    Q: did trailer hitch use to be krome? thx! call me if so.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    07/14/09

    @Ash78: Standing ovation.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    Dammit, my comments aren't showing up. I'm witty, you bastards! Let me IN!
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    07/14/09

    @Elhigh:Hell's bells, that one made it.
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    07/14/09

    @Elhigh: Well, I guess the new Commentariat Caste System is keeping even its highest members out...
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    07/14/09

    @jodark: Actually, this ill-conceived and tragically implemented new system is allowing me to get a lot more work done at the office. I seem to be spending significantly less time on Jalop.
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    07/14/09

    @beercheck - Commentin' Dirty:



    So then I'm not the only one. Sad considering I am actually unemployed right now.
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    07/14/09

    @beercheck - Commentin' Dirty: You and me both, brotha. My poor Jalop craps out every time I come here. She just doesn't seem very well these days. I might as well get the blue screen of death each visit. Sadly, I'm having to time by "stop" requests to keep the page from crashing.
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    07/14/09

    @beercheck - Commentin' Dirty: Since the changeover, my Internet Explorer locks up half the time and I have to exit out and try again. Frustrating.
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    07/14/09

    @beercheck - Commentin' Dirty: Since the new system has been implemented, Jalopnik locks up probably half the time. I just did this comment once, but it did not appear. Frustrating.
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    07/14/09

    @beercheck - Commentin' Dirty: I miss being able to sort the comments by most popular
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    07/14/09

    @beercheck - Commentin' Dirty: Huh, you too? I find that when nobody can actually see what I'm saying, it takes a lot of the incentive to post away. As a result I'm... okay, I'm just playing more videogames. Damn economy.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to UPDATE: Free Jeep Wrangler Marriage Proposal Gets More Strange
    But wait, there's more! If you call in the next 5 minutes we will throw in 6 inches of hair, library spectacles and a couple of melons for no extra charge!
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