Should I email her and tell her the happiness is all just a big facade? Everybody always looks happy out in public (I know I did) and it's mostly because most people refrain from arguing in front of others. I say most because none of you have known my insignificant other(s).
So, it's kind of like a little mini-vacation from the hell that is living with a lunatic. In her circle, everyone behaves since they don't want to be jettisoned out of the Jeeps and into a rocky crag with a swift kick.
How are you doing? i saw your advert on the craigslist and i am interested to marriage, i will request you to withdraw the add from the listing so that i will send to you the marriage certificate for the signing, hence i would like you to send to me your full contact informations as follows:
YOUR FULL NAME (AS TO BE WRITTEN ON CERTIFICATE)
YOUR FULL CONTACT ADDRESS
YOUR CITY
YOUR STATE
ZIP CODE
YOUR MOBILE NUMBER
I will be looking forward to receive the requested informations, regards to the shipping, my forwarder will come for to pick you up when you confirm the clearance of the signature on the certificate.
Nice simulpost... I can't talk. I've put up a couple of desperate ads in my time. I don't get many responses though. Maybe I'm not doing it right. Maybe it's the "Rotten Bastard seeks Codependent Psycho Bitch" part that drives them off.
@mytdawg: As someone who dated (more than?) his share of Codependent Psycho Bitches way back in the way back, I don't think you need to advertise for that. They seem to have a way of finding you.
@Potatoswâœtter: Maybe I could put up my 250,000 mile conversion van for pity sex. Not much of a van but I'm not expecting much in the way of sex.
"Free beat up old conversion van for pity sex. Spent too much money on project car hell and can't afford hooker or pornography. Will throw in a tank of gas for repeat performance or if you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Send picture if interested."
Now the next question, is that considered barter or prostitution?
@jodark: Actually, this ill-conceived and tragically implemented new system is allowing me to get a lot more work done at the office. I seem to be spending significantly less time on Jalop.
@beercheck - Commentin' Dirty: You and me both, brotha. My poor Jalop craps out every time I come here. She just doesn't seem very well these days. I might as well get the blue screen of death each visit. Sadly, I'm having to time by "stop" requests to keep the page from crashing.
@beercheck - Commentin' Dirty: Since the new system has been implemented, Jalopnik locks up probably half the time. I just did this comment once, but it did not appear. Frustrating.
@beercheck - Commentin' Dirty: Huh, you too? I find that when nobody can actually see what I'm saying, it takes a lot of the incentive to post away. As a result I'm... okay, I'm just playing more videogames. Damn economy.
But wait, there's more! If you call in the next 5 minutes we will throw in 6 inches of hair, library spectacles and a couple of melons for no extra charge!
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The picture isn't current, but that's okay. The Jeep is shiny, clean, and damn if she doesn't seem to have all the gear for some serious offroading.
I poked fun at her before, but you know what - she's a Jalop. She likes to drive, she likes her ride, and she knows what she's about.
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So, it's kind of like a little mini-vacation from the hell that is living with a lunatic. In her circle, everyone behaves since they don't want to be jettisoned out of the Jeeps and into a rocky crag with a swift kick.
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maybe i should rethink my unlimited casual sex, no kids, rides in a 3er, woodward avenue condo, 24h nurburgring/spa/le mans package deal.
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Good luck, to you and the Jeep.
Oh, and getting married does get rid of that O'Very.
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How are you doing? i saw your advert on the craigslist and i am interested to marriage, i will request you to withdraw the add from the listing so that i will send to you the marriage certificate for the signing, hence i would like you to send to me your full contact informations as follows:
YOUR FULL NAME (AS TO BE WRITTEN ON CERTIFICATE)
YOUR FULL CONTACT ADDRESS
YOUR CITY
YOUR STATE
ZIP CODE
YOUR MOBILE NUMBER
I will be looking forward to receive the requested informations, regards to the shipping, my forwarder will come for to pick you up when you confirm the clearance of the signature on the certificate.
Thanks for your co-operations
Regards
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s
That's no woman. That's a man, baby!
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Why does that sound perverted to me?
I say good for her. I can't fault a jeep fan, especially one who likes offroading enough to make it an essential part of her next relationship.
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@poodfoison:
Nice simulpost... I can't talk. I've put up a couple of desperate ads in my time. I don't get many responses though. Maybe I'm not doing it right. Maybe it's the "Rotten Bastard seeks Codependent Psycho Bitch" part that drives them off.
Nah, that couldn't be it.
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"Free beat up old conversion van for pity sex. Spent too much money on project car hell and can't afford hooker or pornography. Will throw in a tank of gas for repeat performance or if you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Send picture if interested."
Now the next question, is that considered barter or prostitution?
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So then I'm not the only one. Sad considering I am actually unemployed right now.
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