We were going to mention how, now in its, 1,437th season, American Chopper was breaking toward the shark ramp with amazing velocity. Then we recanted as the Teutuls, on occasion of their season premiere on the Learning Channel, planned to give away free gas for private and commercial cars at a BP station on the corner …

Since Nov. 21, DaimlerChrysler has been offering a "free gas" promotion as an incentive bow atop a package of warranty and scheduled maintenance offers. The company's "Miles of Freedom" plan offers two years of free gas along with its five-year / 60,000 miles warranty and scheduled maintenance for two years / 24,000…