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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    07/10/09

    In reply to Fox Business Network Explains Trucker Bombs
    so it's like a piss jug?
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    07/10/09

    @B1663R: so for people that don't have a clue... its a trailer park boys meme
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    07/10/09

    In reply to Fox Business Network Explains Trucker Bombs
    Trucker bomb: A shot of Jagermeister dropped in a bottle of urine

    or is that redundant?

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/10/09

    In reply to Fox Business Network Explains Trucker Bombs
    I wonder which agency would attract fewer applicants: the bomb squad or the trucker bomb squad?



    Speaking of attract: Does Liz Claman make anyone else feel, uh, funny?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/10/09

    @Tomsk 1.1: Funny "ha ha" or funny "weird/creepy"?
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    07/10/09

    In reply to Fox Business Network Explains Trucker Bombs
    I was off the mark. But my reaction to a trucker bomb would be the same no matter what I thought it was and what it is.

    Shoot back.
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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    07/10/09

    @lilwillie heart clicks GM: I'm pretty sure when you say "shoot back", you're referring to the Glock you keep in your glove box. But if, by some slim chance, you actually mean you shoot a deuce at a passing semi WHILE driving, well sir, that is a feat of coordination and vehicular control that demands not only respect and awe, but would make you the alpha dog of all Jalops.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    07/10/09

    @WilliamG.: Anyone who can successfully shit in a container while driving is definitely worthy of our respect. Assuming of course, they have bowel control.



    Once when I had diarrhea, I accidentally shit myself in my car when I thought I was just gonna cut one. That was a sad day, and I had to clean the hell out of my naugahyde seats after that.
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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    07/11/09

    @pleco believes in FOTA: You're a brave man for just being willing to admit that in public.
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    Edited by WilliamG. at 07/11/09 8:37 PM WilliamG. was starred WilliamG. was unstarred
    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    07/10/09

    In reply to Fox Business Network Explains Trucker Bombs
    I've watched it twice, and I swear that he called himself a wanker.

    ...where no wanker has gone before.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    07/10/09

    @smalleyxb122: Oh, ya, I totally heard that too. Maybe it's just too much Top Gear, but whenever I use expletives I somehow gravitate toward either "wanker" or "you cock."


    Hmmmm. . .
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    07/10/09

    In reply to Fox Business Network Explains Trucker Bombs
    I had to keep the audio off, but what I gleaned from the one talking head's hand gesture is the idea that a bottle of urine and or feces might be ejected from a truck due to rest stop closures.
     Reply
    Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's 20 Favorite Classic Volkswagen Commercials
    I heart Driving German Cars.
     Reply
    SigmundTheSeaMonster was starred SigmundTheSeaMonster was unstarred
    Image of jaymcminn jaymcminn
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's 20 Favorite Classic Volkswagen Commercials
    The "Dah, dah, dah" ad didn't make the cut? Really? THe "Kleine GTI" ad and the '71 Karmann Ghia ad were brilliant, however.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/06/09

    @jaymcminn: Yeah, that one's a classic.
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's 20 Favorite Classic Volkswagen Commercials
    I appreciate that VW's ad money is the lion's share of the site's revenue stream, but aren't any of you in management worried about the credibility of a car site that doesn't acknowledge, at least once in a while, that the vast majority of VW's are utter pieces of overpriced crap driven by Apple Store shoppers who care more about a secret paint color you can only get on the internet than they do about driving dynamics or reliability?
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    07/06/09

    @snapoversteer: As long as I can keep lighting my cigars with Wolfsburg-supplied Benjamins, you won't hear a single bad word about any VW product from me! Same goes for Ssangyong!
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    07/06/09

    @Murilee Martin: Nice. I didn't mean for my V-dub rant to accidentally splash bile on your entertaining ad retrospective. Your weekend postings are excellent.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    07/07/09

    @snapoversteer: No problem, just wanted to make it clear that we don't ever get any editorial pressure to say good or bad things about companies that do or don't advertise on our site.


    That said, if VW wants to send me a suitcase packed with cash, I'm all for it!

     Reply
    Murilee Martin was starred Murilee Martin was unstarred
    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's 20 Favorite Classic Volkswagen Commercials
    The British series "If only everything in life was as reliable as a Volkswagen" had little stories about lifes vicissitudes, in which the punchline was the protagonist turning the key in their Golf.


    I'll always remember the morning after the casino guy, and the unfaithful husband woman.


    Oh, and the one where the couple are in the car for hundreds of miles, and everything is perfect except for this continula tiny squeak. Despite endless searching, they can't find the source. Eventually they pull into a tiny service station in the desert, and the gnarly old proprietor leans into the car, looks around, and puts a drop of oil on the womans pendant earrings.

     Reply
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    Image of the_gank the_gank
    07/06/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's 20 Favorite Classic Volkswagen Commercials
    How about the GTI vs Prius "how does your Prius sound commercial?


    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :D

     Reply
    the_gank was starred the_gank was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/06/09

    @the_gank: It's actually hawking the Jetta TDI, but yeah, it's pretty good.
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    Six Flags Over Tomsk was starred Six Flags Over Tomsk was unstarred
    Image of tonyola tonyola
    07/05/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's 20 Favorite Classic Volkswagen Commercials
    You missed the "1949 Auto Show" ad from 1969:


    Absolute classic.

     Reply
    tonyola was starred tonyola was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    07/06/09

    @tonyola: Genius ad. I wonder if, years from now, Hyundai or Kia might make a similar one costarring Plymouth, Oldsmobile, Pontiac, Isuzu and whoever else croaks before the end of the Carpocalypse.
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    Image of PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287 PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287
    07/05/09

    In reply to Jalopnik's 20 Favorite Classic Volkswagen Commercials
    I still can't find a digital copy of the ad, but I remember it from my youth (early 90s I guess) It was a VW herder that had a farm with all of these VWs on it driving around. The ad ends with the farmer stating "You can tell by the gleam in the daytime running lights, these are happy cars!"


    It's a line that has stuck with me ever since.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/05/09

    @PotbellyJoe: Somewhere a marketing man just got his wings.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    Huh- I thought the Pontiac Grand Am had been discontinued.
     Reply
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/17/09

    In reply to 2012 BMW 1-Series May Go Retro, Lose Some Weight
    As long as it handles like a proper BMW, I'm...


    ...oh, yeah, fuck it then.

     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
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