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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    We're all familiar with the term "ba donka donk," right? Well, this thing has a ba donka don't.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    I'm torn on this now. I used to hate it passionately, now I appreciate it for its capabilities (or at least what they're projected to be) but still think it's ugly, and I'm worried that eventually I'll become sort of neutral with it and feel that I have to defend it to people who bash it. It's the Cayenne all over again.


    I really hate having the two fonts on the ass, though. That's not ever gonna change.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    So this is what happens when you add rear doors onto a 350Z.
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    I KNEW it.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    When did Chrysler start making 4-door Crossfires?


    Porsche. . . really?


    I may be mistaken, but I think this car represents Porsche's biggest strategic mistake since that whole aligning with Hitler thing.

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    Image of sos10 sos10
    04/20/09

    @Graverobber: euh, aligning with Hitler surely wasn't a good thing to do, but I doubt we would have had Porsche if they hadn't done that....
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    What´s wrong with the "In tha house" Audi R8, it come with nice butt and all has all the performance you´ll need.



    I think there is no need for this Porsche fat ass.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    04/20/09

    @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ - Fast not Furious:I think there is a need. I for example would never buy this Audi, although I like Audi, it might be powerful and all, but the car just doesn't do it for me... on the other hand, the Porsche does.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    At first I hated it, now I like it.


    I don't know what it is, the more money I make, the less taste and sophistication I am able to retain. At least I still have my manners.


    Please excuse me while I go and have my keyboard gold-plated. I know it seems crazy, but I want it to match the television remote controls.

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    Image of voodoojoo voodoojoo
    04/20/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: At first my fingers hurt a lot, but now I know that diamond-encrusting my keyboard was the only way to go. such are the trials of the obscenely rich.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    That huge boot must make the Panamera a very good hearse.
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    The 911 is the hot cheerleader in highschool. This thing is what the cheerleader looks like at 45 after having 5 kids and gaining 100 pounds.
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    Image of 85_GN 85_GN
    04/20/09

    @OldeEnglishD: The paintjob should include cellulite.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    04/20/09

    @85_Grand_National: Isn't that just orange peel?
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    I have no doubt it will be the finest handling, most fun to drive 4-door sports car around, but I can't get past what they've done with the rear of the car. It's unforgivable coming from Porsche.
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    Image of 85_GN 85_GN
    04/20/09

    @weatherman: Which is what exactly? Made it look as 911-ish as possible?


    Google through the asses of Porsche lineup. They all aren't Jennifer Aniston.


    This is simply J-Lo.

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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    04/20/09

    @85_Grand_National: That's no J-Lo rear end. More of a Rosie-O.


    Making it look 911-ish (which I still don't think it really does) shouldn't be the point. The design should work together as a whole. This shouldn't be a stretched 911, because clearly that doesn't work. At least not for me.

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    Image of Almostbanned Almostbanned
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    Everything looks good after seeing that Manitde or whatever the hell its called.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    04/20/09

    @Almostbanned [jezebel took away my star], Tour18: You people terrify me.
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    Image of oddboxalfa oddboxalfa
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    As much as it's not a sports car true to earlier Porsche heritage, it will be a big hit with tasteless rich people everywhere. As a 4 door sport sedan it works well. Purists will always hate it, wannabes will love it. At least it's not a soccer mom SUV.
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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    04/20/09

    @oddboxalfa: Nope, not a soccer-mom SUV, it's a soccer-mom 4 door "cou-pay".
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    04/20/09

    @oddboxalfa: A real purist knows that Porsche has made more than just the 911's and therefore can accept this car without a problem.

    I also don't understand why, for example, Nissan is allowed to make a sportscar with Porsche ambitions, but Porsche is not allowed to make a sedan.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    I think it's fine. Fairly handsome, even. I wonder how a Kamm tail would have looked on it? Also, is that a camera in the middle of the grille?


    It's also not the most beautiful Porsche ever, but vastly better than the Cayenne. Can't wait till these get loose in the wild and we can see how they really perform.

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    Image of JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2 JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2
    04/20/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
    y'know, the damn thing keeps growing on me, it definitely pulls off the "looks like a 911" theme better than the Cayenne. It also, oddly, seems to look better with people standing around it for scale than it does when it's the only thing in the picture...
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    Image of 416Hammy 416Hammy
    04/20/09

    @JawzX2: Completely Deathproof!:

    "Less ugly than your hideous older sister" is hardly a compliment.
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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    04/20/09

    @416Hammy: That's why the not-anorexically-thin girls always have a fat friend they hang out with...
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/18/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Gets Engine Start/Stop With Auto-Shifting Double-Clutch
    Active four-way rear spoiler? Does it go up, down, and both kinds of sideways? Help me out.
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    03/18/09

    @д ѕтяоциб рлауея: Maybe that's a reference to the dead hookers in trunk.
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